The Sewer
C'mon, who here enjoys the sewer level in any video game, the person who raises their hand will be shot. Sewers are disgusting dank pits of filth and as Freakazoid puts it ''poo gas''. Why do we play video games? To escape from life's problems through gleeful violence, but here reality catches up to us through the stuck floater from thursday, ugh...
The Eastern United States
When you shot up one Eastern seaboard city, you've shot up them all, unless you count Vice City. Its all the same crime, the same poverty, the same sleaze, only in a different phony-baloney state.
The Middle East
Ever since 9/11, the number one area to go to war in is the cradle of civilization, what better way to pay tribute to the world's first civilization by destroying it! Problem is, that there some parts of the Middle East that I would love to play in (ie. Israel) but for PC reasons, we've gotta sit through another bore-fest in Jihadistan, or Americasucksistan.
Medieval England or the Middle Ages in general
My gripe against all thing middle continues. Seriously, the Middle ages were not a magical time of wizards, knights, and dragons. It was plague, doom, and slavery. Any mention of magic in those times got you burned at the stake, so what the heck? Why not Ancient Greece or Rome or Feudal Japan or China, that would be a good RPG.
The Secret Isolated Military Base
They're isolated for a reason, usually aliens, ghosts, or whatever s!@#t goes bump in the night. Wow, great to see that my tax dollars are going to creating fetuses that set people on fire or death rays that always backfire or installations that seem to follow Murphy's Law to the letter. Half-life did the best, no more, get over em' Send some other cannon-fodder SpecOps team in.
The Futuristic Version Of Outer Space
Wow never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm getting a bit tired of the final frontier, mostly the same staple planets that all have unique biomes that are present all throughout the planet, the same rocky environments that you clearly photoshopped from the Mars rover camera, the same aliens who only want to kill you because you're human or the kind that don't like you but won't kill you outright. The same superpower politics that you ripped straight from either Star Wars or Star Trek, the same lightspeed sequence, the same...I could go on for weeks.
The Big Dark Castle or Haunted Mansion
I always thought that only having one area in the game you could explore was lazy, guess that's why I don't like Castlevania. But of course, you have to go over the top with the bats, the gargoyles, and all sorts of staples of creepy architecture. And that old house on the hill has some stupid legend or something. Problem is, I've seen it all before on Scooby-Doo, thanks for not making me soil myself. All I can think of with these cheesy ghosts from the Monster Mash music video is how big a douche Fred is for wearing that ascot and thinking he can get anywhere with Daphne.
The Train Level
I'm ashamed because this could be so much better, a moving background and dynamic environment can make for some awesome gameplay, right? Not if you're always in cramped train cars or on the roof of the stupid things with a moving background that might as well be a canvas sheet on a set of rollers. It'd be nice if you could crawl on the underside right near the tracks for suspense, a few games did this, but I'm surprised no else did. And to top it all off, the boss is always at the engine, like he's the friggin' engineer or somethin'.
The Second World War
Why not the first, too bloody and static and no Nazis, Vietnam, not cool anymore, how about Iraq, FOX owns us, Korea, What?, Gulf War, liberating Kuwait is cool and it looked like a video game on the news, but it just isn't cool enough, fine, I give up.
Seriously, I'm tired of this... I'm tired of blasting Nazi after Nazi for the eighty-bazillionth time. I ain't charging up that dumb beach, I ain't gettin' sniped up the butt, I'm officially a draft dodger. I won't even accept games that include the Pacific War because they take out any racist references to the Japanese to the point where it isn't even realistic. No war crimes, no banzai charges, no kamikazes, no nothing, maybe just a cheap stand-in for the Nazis, but that's not why I bought this game. What are you worried about. When MoH Rising Sun came out in Japan, it topped sales, I guess the Japanese have no reservations about filling their countrymen full of holes, so why can't we have a game where we fight the US. No I don't mean some dumb corporation, I mean the government, the army. Why can't we be the bad guy here like everywhere else where we can be total bastards. I'm not saying we should be able to play as Nazis but one where the US isn't the noble protector of the world that we thought it was. How come movies, TV, and books can be anti-war but not games?