Sex is like (insert video game here)

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Sex is like Tetris. You're judged by how long you can last.

Sex is like Super Mario Bros. It helps if you're big.

Sex is like The Legend of Zelda. Sometimes you have to look around for hours to find out what to do.

Sex is like Postal 2: Often controversial, sometimes bloody and with brief cameos from Gary Coleman. Ok, forget that last one.

I don't play video games so I can't really add anything, but that whole Gary Coleman thing is killing me.

Sex is like Super Smash Bros. The more hits you've taken, the farther you go.

Sex is like Oblivion. Explore a fantasy world where you are the most powerful force in the universe.

Sex is like Starcraft. A rush of cheap expendable units tends to get the job done.

This next one is not exactly a video game, but...
Sex is like baseball. The game isn't over until somebody scores, or it's 1 am.

And, the coup de grace...
Sex is like Crysis. Amazingly surreal experience, but your hardware probably can't handle it, even at minimum settings.

Sex is like Pac-Man, you need pills to get a high score.

Sex is like Resident Evil, the controls are awkard and with the camera angles you can never see what you're doing.

Sex is like Nintendogs, you should stroke your dog.

Sex is like Duke Nukem Forever: No matter how long I wait and how many times I'm promised it, it just ain't happenin'.

Sex is like World of Warcraft: You never stop paying for it, but you can't resist raiding those dungeons over and over.

it's COD4: lots of fun but over way too quickly

Sex is like Bioshock - Beautiful, twisted and sometimes, a bit messy.

Sex is like Ms Pacman. It works better with a little grease on the joystick.

Sex is like Metroid. Never turn your back on the screw attack.

Sex is like Super Mario 3. It's always more fun in a furry suit.

Sex is like Mortal Kombat. If you don't finish him/her, it's a biiiiiiiiiiig letdown.