Griff wrote:
Quoth the gryphon: "Umm...I have no intention of dying. Ever."
Quoth the Christian: "Oh, is that so?" The man gives the gryphon the cocky smile of someone who thinks he knows better. "Well, I regret to inform you that not one of us can escape death. You will not live forever, and you will have to deal with it one day."
Gryphon: "Pardon me, sir, but you fail to understand. I can forgive you, since you seem to be feeble of mind, but do listen this time. What I told you was that I have no intention of ever ceasing to live. I realize the improbability of immortality, but daily triumphs are more kind to my spirit than a gradual defeat."
Christian: The Christian smiles nastily, thinking he has the gryphon now "Ah, but you have admitted that immortality is improbable! Are you not worried about what could happen to you following your death?"
Gryphon: The gryphon eyes the man stoically "No. I would be dead then, wouldn't I?"
Christian: "Your body might be, but your spirit would still be alive!"
Gryphon: "I see you believe in such things, but I do not."
Christian: "And what if you were wrong?" The Christian salivates like a fox in pursuit of easy prey, stepping quite confidently now.
Gryphon: "Sir, you are clearly an idiot. I said that I do not believe in such things."
Christian: The Christian knows how to deal with this one, now! He closes in for the kill "And what if you are wrong?"
Gryphon: I am not. This is the point of having a belief. I feel that it is correct.
Christian: "Then prove it to me!"
Gryphon: The gryphon's patience has run out by now, so he bends his neck down to engulf the arrogant fellow in his beak. There are a few muffled screams and some struggling as the man slides into the creature's craw, but asphyxia doesn't take long to set in. The gryphon may never know for sure whether the Christian was correct or mistaken, but the Christian will surely feel satisfied if he is proven correct "Ah, I'm such a people-pleaser," the gryphon thinks to himself. Thinking about what a pleasant and helpful fellow he is, the gryphon flies off in search of a satisfying dessert.
Warning: Gryphons are carnivores.
Oh my... thank you for breaking this mood with laughter. It oddly reminds me of something a comedian once said, guaranteed to offend... "When it Rome, do as the Romans do... kill Christians." No reason for the memory, just there. And no, I'm not advocating death, violence, intolerance or abuse towards Christians or any other religious faith/group.
M.
PS: I had to repost in my blog elsewhere... thoroughly amused.
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