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tomamil
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19 May 2007, 3:41 am

Sopho wrote:
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jesus can cure: asperger's, autism, other forms of retardation, arthritis, the common cold, allergies, and cripples.

"asperger's, autism, OTHER forms of retardation.." does author want to claim that asperger's and autism are forms of retardation?

developmental disorders are a slowing down or retardation of certain areas of mental development. i fail to see how i'm wrong here in my lay description.

Yep. But what are the Christians claiming he's going to save me from?

from being ret*d...



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19 May 2007, 3:43 am

Sopho wrote:
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I still don't understand what this Jesus guy is supposedly going to save me from...


Nothing...he's dead.

Yep. But what are the Christians claiming he's going to save me from?


*SHRUG*

You'd have to ask them..., or, you could find it in the Bible, it's near the end I think. :?



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19 May 2007, 3:58 am

Kosmonaut wrote:
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stfu you are not funny



ooooooooooor you just can't take a joke. but then again, faith healers are walking jokes but i don't find them that funny...but that's more because others take them seriously and i find that sad that people are being conned like that.


eh :? what joke ?
you wanna be serious or funny, best decide. i would advise against the latter, you are no comedian.
Deal with it.



it's hard to be funny with such unfunny material as religion. i mean it's really quite sad but i try to go for the whole so sad you laugh instead of cry thing.


i don't like the status quo nor people like you who try to enforce it.


wanna know why jesus was popular with the ladies?



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19 May 2007, 5:42 am

many comedians have done hilarious work on religion.
thats a poor excuse.
if you have a point about religion i would suggest not using comedy; it is not working for you.



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19 May 2007, 10:26 pm

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People,

Jesus was cool..., he pissed off the status quo and got crucified for it; all of the superhero crap was either made up by humanity or he was just an Autie. :wink:

Too bad "people" try and make a new status quo to control the masses by using and abusing an individual who turned away from it....


Perfect,
I never disrepect JC the way those who use his name for personal gain do.



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19 May 2007, 10:42 pm

Kosmonaut wrote:
many comedians have done hilarious work on religion.
thats a poor excuse.
if you have a point about religion i would suggest not using comedy; it is not working for you.



distracting me with this idiotic debate....well...it temporarily worked.



back to the point at hand:

faith healing is a con and to say that jesus can save someone from being an aspie or autism is an insult.