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09 Sep 2007, 5:51 am

OK, ship 1000 gross of those DVDs to the Jehovahs Witnesses. That should short-circuit their afterlife plans....


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09 Sep 2007, 7:32 am

There's an entire book on this subject, the name of which escapes me, written by a well known and respected scholar, and he does indeed imply Jesus was gay. Personally, I think he probably was asexual and focused on other issues besides sex...

Still, boys, don't get too hot and bothered if you do believe he was gay, because he was apparently quite unattractive as well, according to accurate descriptions of the time (short, with a hump, a very large, hook-like nose, and thick, unruly eyebrows; he was part of the Essene tribe, not exactly supermodel material). It's the whole Jesus PR machine which later did a complete image makeover and made him look like a hot, toned, wild haired rock star, much more suitable for public consumption.

Well, at least he made sure there was always food and wine around... :P



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09 Sep 2007, 7:50 am

michel wrote:
There's an entire book on this subject, the name of which escapes me, written by a well known and respected scholar, and he does indeed imply Jesus was gay.


http://www.jesusinlove.org/books.php

Bound to be a book on that list. That is a pro-gay Jesus sight.



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09 Sep 2007, 7:59 am

Thanks, Machine1, I'll look it up.

That sounds funny, "a pro-gay Jesus site". Not exactly words you hear every day...



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09 Sep 2007, 11:20 am

The_Chosen_One wrote:
OK, ship 1000 gross of those DVDs to the Jehovahs Witnesses. That should short-circuit their afterlife plans....


The JW in my area still use VCRs. . .



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10 Sep 2007, 10:36 pm

Wow five pages of this, lol...
Does it matter? really why would it matter if JC [assuming he is one real individual] was gay or not?
If you are a christian it might matter but only if you have some problem with homosexuality.
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10 Sep 2007, 10:38 pm

RedHanrahan wrote:
Wow five pages of this, lol...
Does it matter? really why would it matter if JC [assuming he is one real individual] was gay or not?
If you are a christian it might matter but only if you have some problem with homosexuality.
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He was a real individual, but as far as real spiritual significance there is none.



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10 Sep 2007, 11:01 pm

I'm surprised that idiot Germaine Greer didn't try to con everyone into believing Christ was a woman named Jesusan. Would have fit in with the rest of her dogma in tha 'Female Eunuch' women's lib shite.


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11 Sep 2007, 11:58 am

I don't believe Jesus was divine or the son of God or anything like that, but it's just plain wrong to sling rumors instead of voicing honest opinions. We aspies should know better.

I don't see how you can conclude Jesus was attracted to anyone. He said to Mary Magdalen "Go and sin no more". He said to Judas "You betray me with a kiss". I don't know about you, but to me these sound downright rude. Certainly not something you'd say to someone you were even remotely friendly with.

The DaVinci Code was a work of fiction, an exercise in stringing together unrelated factoids into a scandal. I think that's been done before in novels.



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12 Sep 2007, 2:49 pm

michel wrote:
There's an entire book on this subject, the name of which escapes me, written by a well known and respected scholar, and he does indeed imply Jesus was gay. Personally, I think he probably was asexual and focused on other issues besides sex...

Still, boys, don't get too hot and bothered if you do believe he was gay, because he was apparently quite unattractive as well, according to accurate descriptions of the time (short, with a hump, a very large, hook-like nose, and thick, unruly eyebrows; he was part of the Essene tribe, not exactly supermodel material). It's the whole Jesus PR machine which later did a complete image makeover and made him look like a hot, toned, wild haired rock star, much more suitable for public consumption.

Well, at least he made sure there was always food and wine around... :P


From perspective, I think Jesus wouldn't really have cared. If He was a closet case, then that would have sayed something. Jesus may have been bisexual since He considered Himself to be the protector of Jerusalem & in agreement, may have focused on other issues besides sex.
In the OT & NT, Jesus was made to look like a common criminal, not a military leader.


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13 Sep 2007, 11:01 pm

Truly I apreciate the humour. Though I take it that some respondents are gay, the question is what differnece does that really make other than to piss off the traditional catholics that might be appauled by the idea. Ok I think I might have answered my own question, but they might not be reading this forum though. Any response to this might be fun to read.



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13 Sep 2007, 11:02 pm

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Jesus did kiss Judas in the Garden of Gethsemane. There is no record of Jesus ever kissing a girl.


Thats funny.



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14 Sep 2007, 4:31 am

No, he just petted Mary in the bush in the Garden od Gethsemane. Jesus tongued Judas after they left......


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15 Sep 2007, 11:46 pm

Based upon the times and customs when he grew up, in all likelihood he was bisexual.


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15 Sep 2007, 11:58 pm

yes, a very good snooker player. Equally as good potting the pink as well as the brown....


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16 Sep 2007, 12:05 am

He loves EVERYONE.