What are nuns for?

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But being a monk or a nun covers EE and T.

Ipman 2 was on the telly last night and I instantly thought of you

Probably not up your street but the comic has been made in to a series and is on Netflix ( no real oriental connection though)

really??? lol didn't know they turned it into a comic too.

we don't have netflix, but there are ways to watch that

I like the idea of a warrior nun who knows martial arts.

Two nuns in a bath.

1st Nun: Where's the soap

2nd: Yes doesn't it.

I had to ask my mum to explain this joke to me and nearly died with embarrassment when she did

These ladies look rather nun-like:


https://youtu.be/gDyXH8YFLeU

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before";
the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

^ *rings mum*

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him.

An nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has
his way.

Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?"

She says, "I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me twice

https://youtu.be/hXPLtVfv9xE

There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.

The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and become a prostitute. Of couse I put all the money I earn in the poor box but that is my greatest sin."

The second nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I the money out of the poor box and drink for one consecutive week."

The third nun was sitting there being very quiet; the other nuns say "come now we told you our worst sins, what is yours."

The third nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is that I am a gossip and I can't wait to get off this train."

My buddy in eighth grade told me that "the old time sailing ship sailors on those long voyages would beat off into barrels, and then sell the contents as wax for candles. Which explains the high rate of pregnancy among nuns."

While not exactly a "ninja" there was a mysterious nun character in the horror game Siren: Blood Curse named "Amana" who had one playable level. She could see religous visions from the Cthulhu-like sea god her village worshipped and she wasnt afraid to pick up a weapon and defend herself from the ghoulish monsters lurking around the abandoned village.

A truly weird horror game, but I loved it.

https://youtu.be/BTkLmR1-aIM

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said.

"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.

Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied.

"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.

Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"

She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

You are all rather thick.

Everyone knows their job is to protect Whoopie Goldberg from mobsters.

f*****g heathens