Deepshit, Texas

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Rising from the bowels of this nation
I was born of all God and creation
My style is of power and domination
And yet you shall lust my permeation

I shall sink and expand within you all
To where only the weak fools shall fall
You shall soon have the balls for sure
To lust my plan to go to eternal war

I am but the fortunate son, the only one
And I will stop at nothing until I have truly won
I shan't let a day pass where I feel I have lost
Cause, my friends, it is you that will pay that cost
Because you are just sheep, and I am the boss

My name is Dubya
And I'm here to screw ya
I was raised in Deepshit, Texas
With the wolves and vultures amongst us
My name will forever be Dubya
Cross me, and I surely will screw ya

You shall kneel at the flag
And swear to castrate a fag
You shall kneel at the cross
And swear to God that I am the boss
Love, lust and rhapsody
You shall be one with the family

Wolf born with lust and scorn
I am the king to which you will be sworn
Dare to oppose like Sheehan
They'll slit your throat in prison

I was raised in an oil family
And I give to the fascist charity
Send money my way to Cato
And Let Heritage know you're so jolly-o

I feel at one with the thick sludge deep in the ground
Dare to oppose me, I'll drown your hide in a pool of oil
There's much of it down in Deepshit, Texas all around
It is what I breathe, and my breath alone will make the air boil

Fox News is my brethren
They make my world go round
We no longer need reason
Just my word to control the crowd
Dare to disagree with my legion
And Sean Hannity will rip you loud

My name is Dubya
And I'm here to order ya
I was raised in Deepshit, Texas
With the wolves and vultures amongst us
My name will forever be Dubya
Cross me, and I just might kill ya

You guys had better never love a guy
And you girls had better cover your breasts
You shan't never dare to ever ask why
Cause if you do, I'll use pesticide on you pests

I will pollute the Earth, and you will do nothing about it
Cause I don't even believe in Global Warming
I want to urinate in our national parks, maybe even take a s**t
I am as one with Ozzy Osbourne, but he should have left the Alamo alone
Cause those Mexicans, you know ... they should have been blown

My name is Dubya ... straight from Deepshit, Texas
I have a plan to rid the world of all those pesty terrorists
I loved it when the towers fell
Cause then I had an excuse to raise all hell

Now look where we are, killing for fun in Iraq
If you thought Vietnam was bad, you haven't seen nothing yet
Just wait until we start war with Sudan
Cause I am so damn trigger happy, and on that I will always bet

- Ray M -

We really should start a forum for mindless propoganda. That will give you a place where all your posts are on topic.

Meh, lighten up Scrapheap. It is just a poem. This would probably be the right place to share political satire and such wouldn't it?

This thread sucks.

I don't mind political satire, but attacks on Bush are simply old. He's beating a dead horse. We'll have someone new in 2 years anyways.

Yeah, most threads do. At the very least we don't have John Kerry and his flip-flops.

I really recommend that you and others visit this site to learn about this man's many flip-flops.

http://home.earthlink.net/~kerryflipflop/

Why would you write a poem like that?

Living in Texas is not bad!

I read a book on John Kerry released by the American Conservative Union. It's classic. Forget Machiavelli. If John Kerry had been elected, we would have seen his true colors.

Yeah, true, and we all know your belief on beating dead horses after your reaction to emp. I know that it is beating a dead horse, I just tend to ignore these things, if I ignore it then I won't care and the other person will receive no attention. It is just like TV, if it sucks change the channel, if everyone else agrees with you that it sucks then often it will go away as it satisfies nobody in the end. Well, to each their own philosophy though really and given its a forum all that is necessary is that you satisfy your own interests and follow the rules.

We will have a new person in 2 years though and no matter what there will be plenty of satire about them too. I will admit that it would be really funny to see all of the super leftwing people if a republican gets elected then considering all of the conspiracy theories and stuff many of them see.


Living in Texas isn't bad, I honestly like living here. Although, democrats often don't really like Texas because it is fiercely conservative in many areas. I think he did it mostly to attack Bush, I dunno, is this an original poem? There is so much stuff going around at various websites that it is hard to tell. If it is original than he did a good job with rhyming, I really suck at rhyming for the most part and would never bother writing a long poem.

Personally I like Machiavelli, I think that every high school student should read The Prince by Machiavelli. Also, I would not use anything by the American Conservative Union as one's big source for anything. Try to get less biased information. Kerry is like any other politician and is willing to do whatever is necessary to get himself elected and keep his position, if you think that the right is any better than you are deluding yourself.

Whatever man. The Prince blows. Read Crime and Punishment or The Brothers Karamazov instead.

And what's biased about, "Kerry voted in 1985 for the blah-blah-blah."? You never read the book!

The Prince is awesome, and is one of my favorite books. I don't really like fiction, and really prefer nonfiction.

No, I haven't read the book, you also never stated what the book was either, just that we would see Kerry's "true colors". However, I know that politically biased information is something that one must be aware of before making decisions. The point of politics shouldn't be "This is my party and I am sticking to it no matter what" but rather "Out of all of my options this candidate is the best for furthering my interests". Really, I am just trying to make sure that you are not as crazy as some of the leftists here, ok? Some of them reference their sources and claim that Bush is trying to form a dictatorship. I'm just being a bit suspicious, that's all.

I still don't understand the point.

The point of the post was to continue sharing his hatred of Bush. He did this through a poem that showed Bush negatively. It is sort of pointless but a lot of internet posting is pointless. At least, that is all I got from this.

Oh. Now, I understand and I am with you.

My reaction to emp was because he was either trolling, or was of the mistaken belief that you can light a room by cursing at the darkness. I did'nt want to post that thread, because I actually kind of like emp, but he would'nt stop with his threads untill absouletly everyone got on his case about it. I was the last one defending him. After I posted that thread, emp did afterall quit. emp had annoyed everyone. I try to only annoy those who I think deserve it!

Yes it would be funny to se what the leftists say if another republican gets elected (might happen if John McCain runs!). I think Verasae would consider that proof that all republican victories are rigged.