The Iowa caucus is less than 3 weeks away, and the first primary election in New Hampshire close behind. We've seen a few candidates surge in the polls, and then collapse. We lost the funniest candidate ever, Herman Cain. Now that the final stretch is approaching, whom do you prefer?
Newt Gingrich: A sex criminal, and basically a bad, borish person. He is also a Science Fiction buff. http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/ ... proposals/
Mitt Romney: He seems to be forever in second place, even though we seldom hear anything about him, one way or the other.
Rick Perry: He was ahead in the polls, until word got out about his wild and perverted antics with male prostitutes. His low educational attainment makes him a favourite among Republicans. Lately, he has been desperate for the gay vote.
Michele Bachmann: the only chick in the race. I'm sure that she'll get some votes just for having a vagina. Other than that, the consensus is that she is just plain batshit crazy.
Ron Paul: He does very well in internet polls, and Libertarians are quite passionate about him. However, Libertarians usually end up getting far fewer votes in general elections than the enthusiasm of their supporters might lend you to believe. He'll probably win this poll, and then withdraw shortly after New Hampshire.
Rick Santorum: I don't know why he is even bothering.
Jon Huntsman: He is certainly among the top two Mormons in the race. He is probably too intelligent and too qualified to get many Republican votes. His dad is presently spending like crazy on advertising for him in New Hampshire. This may sway a few.
Elmer Fudd : endorsed by Rush Limbaugh himself. Mr. Fudd is a hunting enthusiast, a poster boy for the NRA, and about as intelligent as most Republicans. His name won't show up on ballots yet, and he is counting on a write-in campaign, as Rick Perry did during the Iowa straw poll.
Inuyasha: Absolutely no-one, not even Rupert Murdoch himself, knows the Republican/Fox News talking points more thoroughly, and is more willing to defend (to the metaphorical death) Republican actions and attitudes.