ruveyn wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
It might be fun living in a Germanic tribe somewhere between the 1st century B.C., and the 6th century A.D. Sure, life was short and brutal, with death either coming from starvation, sickness, or war. But the Germanic Barbarians had had something the rest of the known world was lacking - they were maybe the freest people on earth. Which is why wealthier, more advanced civilizations of the time - who more often than not were ruled over by autocratic regimes, and with rigid class systems - fell to Rome, these Barbarians were able to defy the Roman war machine, and keep their liberty. It is true, slavery existed in Germanic society, but slave owners very likely constituted a minority - as few tribesmen could afford to own another human being - and in practice more resembled Medieval serfdom. While free German men had a social obligation to serve in their tribal army, they also doubled as a tribal Assembly who decided major issues by popular vote, and who elected their chieftains (who were of a leading family), and who chose war leaders.
I know, I know, there were plenty of drawbacks to living in Germanic society, and I would doubtlessly regret my choice pretty quick. But I can still enjoy my fantasy, can't I?
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
What is it about nasty brutish and short that appeals to you?
You would be better of living in the Roman Empire during the Pax Romana. The Romans had clean water and good roads. Whenever I think of those baths, aqueducts, water tunnels and magnificent roads (some of which are still in use today!) it helps me get in touch with my Inner Fascist.
The Germanic tribes lived in filth and most of their people were covered with sh*t. And their hair was full of cooties.
ruveyn
Actually, that last part was based on a modern stereotype of Barbarians in general. Tacitus, in his book
The Germania, had described the early Germans as bathing every day, while I believe it was Ammianus Marcellinus who described how a group of Germanic warriors had been surprised by Roman soldiers as they bathed and dyed their hair red. Julius Caesar, in his
Gallic Wars, also had reported how Germans had bathed in rivers while on the war path. And we know that the Germans and Celts of that era used soap - something which the Romans didn't even do! Europeans had actually stopped bathing during the Middle Ages, due to some sort of religious mania that it would lead to immorality.
And yes, the thought of sanitation and running water is tempting, but the autocratic rule from above, as well as the wide spread institution of slavery constituted a major downer for wanting to live in the Roman world. And that Pax Romana had been achieved - and kept in place - by Roman imperialism, and amazingly harsh laws and punishments.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer