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25 Sep 2008, 1:27 pm

That's really great! Aside from perfect control of your sex drive, you never get hungry or thirsty or fart in an elevator. And since your anal sphincter is under perfect control your colon will burst before you permit yourself the pleasure of using the toilet. Faaaantastic!



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25 Sep 2008, 1:28 pm

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I wouldn't call myself a Fundie Christian. I'm a Catholic.


the two are not mutually exclusive.



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25 Sep 2008, 1:34 pm

Sand wrote:
That's really great! Aside from perfect control of your sex drive, you never get hungry or thirsty or fart in an elevator. And since your anal sphincter is under perfect control your colon will burst before you permit yourself the pleasure of using the toilet. Faaaantastic!


You misinterpret me. I said unconscious impulses, not biological functions required for survival. Sex drive falls under the former (virgins, rather surprisingly, have the same lifespan as those who have sex everyday, possibly longer since virgins don't contract STD's), while what you're mentioning falls under the latter.



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25 Sep 2008, 1:47 pm

It only seems longer. You'd be surprised how fast time passes when you're getting laid.



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25 Sep 2008, 2:55 pm

slowmutant wrote:
I wouldn't call myself a Fundie Christian. I'm a Catholic.



Its my understanding that the Catholic Church is a lot more forgiving towards fornication-So long as it does not lead to abortion-than the fundie's. Am I wrong about that? AFAIK adultry is considered to be a greater sin than fornication.

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Sex is a sin because it's fun, and anything that's fun that doesn't involve praise and worship of the Big Guy is a big no-no in the Xian church.

Well, Christianity tends to be an ascetic religion. Sex is just the thing that most people focus on (because it's all most people think about), but the whole thing actually reduces to one's opinion on ascetic religions. Spiritually, I think there is something to be said for it.


The puritans were ascetic's most likely because it was founded by people who were mentally deranged and thought that their bodies were possed by evil forces. Its mostly the Orthodox wacko's who continue this ascetic tradition. I dont notice this kind of
creed among Catholics, quite the opposite actually.



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26 Sep 2008, 7:10 am

Maybe it seems that way to you. :shrug:



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26 Sep 2008, 7:14 am

Why is sex a sin. If you owned female prise greyhound and a naighbours pitball impregnated them worldn't you be pissed of.



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26 Sep 2008, 7:26 am

Most all of you answers suck ass, they make no references to the laws of evolution at all. They said I don't have aspergers :doh: what they know taraty is fvckris!! Got to get outa here before me cus bad word.



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26 Sep 2008, 10:18 am

Sand wrote:
It only seems longer. You'd be surprised how fast time passes when you're getting laid.


I believe the technical term for this is.. premature ejaculation..:-)

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26 Sep 2008, 10:31 am

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Most all of you answers suck ass, they make no references to the laws of evolution at all. They said I don't have aspergers :doh: what they know taraty is fvckris!! Got to get outa here before me cus bad word.

The same could be said for your grammar, spelling, and use of syntax.
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26 Sep 2008, 10:39 am

Fnord wrote:
Aspie_Chav wrote:
Most all of you answers suck ass, they make no references to the laws of evolution at all. They said I don't have aspergers :doh: what they know taraty is fvckris!! Got to get outa here before me cus bad word.

The same could be said for your grammar, spelling, and use of syntax.
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Bumberclart!



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26 Sep 2008, 11:38 am

Bumberclart. Does this word have a meaning in any language?



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26 Sep 2008, 11:55 am

slowmutant wrote:
Bumberclart. Does this word have a meaning in any language?

If it doesn't, it should.


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26 Sep 2008, 12:23 pm

It is an insult of some variety. Could possibly mean, clumsy idiot. I don't actually know, I'm just assuming. The only reason I know fo this "word" is becuase it was on The Mighty Boosh once.


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26 Sep 2008, 2:23 pm

slowmutant wrote:
Bumberclart. Does this word have a meaning in any language?

According to the Urban Dictionary, it is either a specific euphemism for "arse" or a more general euphemism for anything else.

Urban Dictionary wrote:
Iain; "'Ave ya seen tha' bird over there?"
Craig; "Yeah, she's got a crackin' set o'bumberclarts on 'er!"
Jackie; "Stop gogglin at me breasts ya pair o'bumberclarts!"



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26 Sep 2008, 4:07 pm

It is a Jamaican cus word. The word “bumberclart” equals the same as “You bumberclart”. Also from my observation it can be used as verb meaning” this situation sucks ass”. It can be used as a verb and noun together when both the person and the situation sucks ass.