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25 Oct 2009, 4:48 am

I had no idea the difference between being a Jew and a Muslim was liking hummus!

I wonder how many issues historically could have been settled if they'd only distributed the hummus more wisely!

Love the table, seems I'm an atheist. Perhaps it needs a "I do not know" to the how many gods you believe in, leading to agnosticism.

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25 Oct 2009, 5:30 am

None of the above.

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25 Oct 2009, 7:17 am

MissConstrue wrote:

Interesting, I'm also atheist according to the flow chart.

And I thought atheism was only for the well educated and priveledged. Now that I think about it, it's all starting to make sense.....

Atheism is simply a lack of belief in deit(ies). It says nothing about "priviledge" or "well-educated", though a good education certainly helps.

(I'm neither priviledged nor well-educated, BTW. :lol:

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25 Oct 2009, 7:38 am

Master_Pedant wrote:

Orwell wrote:

The flowchart says I'm a Jew.

The chart says I'm an atheist. So that - logically - means I may be...

1) Sane and Rich
2) Sane and Poor.
3) Insane and Poor.

I'm insane and poor.

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25 Oct 2009, 12:36 pm

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Lol awesome.

+1

Good laugh.

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25 Oct 2009, 12:59 pm

I'm a nihilistic atheist.

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25 Oct 2009, 11:57 pm

Orwell wrote:

The flowchart says I'm a Jew.

You don't like bacon??? No wonder your people rejected the Messiah. You have bad taste.

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26 Oct 2009, 12:02 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Orwell wrote:

The flowchart says I'm a Jew.

You don't like bacon??? No wonder your people rejected the Messiah. You have bad taste.

I honestly don't like ham or pork in any form. Or shrimp. I do like bagels, though. Yeah, bagels are great.

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26 Oct 2009, 12:09 am

Orwell wrote:

I honestly don't like ham or pork in any form. Or shrimp. I do like bagels, though. Yeah, bagels are great.

Only one statement out of all of those is good in any form. Bagels are tasty.

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26 Oct 2009, 12:45 am

I don't get what Chinese food has to do with Buddhism or Hummus with Islam?

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26 Oct 2009, 3:38 am

It says I'm a Christian (which I already am).

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26 Oct 2009, 4:10 am

Confused-Fish wrote:

I don't get what Chinese food has to do with Buddhism or Hummus with Islam?

I think it's just for fun - at least that's how I see this diagram. A serious one would be immensely huge

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26 Oct 2009, 4:51 am

Keith wrote:

Confused-Fish wrote:

I don't get what Chinese food has to do with Buddhism or Hummus with Islam?

I think it's just for fun - at least that's how I see this diagram. A serious one would be immensely huge

Definitely just for fun (liking bacon determining whether you're Christian or Jewish, rather than, say, belief in Jesus?). A serious one would probably not be possible- I don't think an algorithm for choosing a religion exists.

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26 Oct 2009, 6:05 am

TallyMan wrote:

Supplement:

Don't mind spending a lot of time on cooking food? > should be jewish
Don't mind sharing your food? > should be buddhist
You think the world will end yesterday? > should be jehovahs witness
Do you believe in a Big Bang? > should be muslim

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26 Oct 2009, 11:43 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Orwell wrote:

The flowchart says I'm a Jew.

You don't like bacon??? No wonder your people rejected the Messiah. You have bad taste.

After the Ascent of Christ to the Right Hand of the Father, the first thing He noticed is that in Heaven once cannot get a decent pastrami sandwich.

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31 Oct 2009, 4:10 pm

Wow, I came up as Mormon. (Well, I took a loose interpretation of "magic" in describing underwear--but it can certainly entrance me!)

If only I could go, "meh", to bacon I would arrive where I am now.

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