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19 May 2010, 8:00 am
19 May 2010, 10:04 am
19 May 2010, 1:56 pm
John_Browning wrote:
Wow, almost a full page and half the people missed the political satire. 
Perhaps that's because you forgot the bit where you and each member of your family agree to create economic activity.
Propaganda masquerading as satire is sometimes recognized for what it is.
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19 May 2010, 3:25 pm
Thinking of you down in Mexico topic
Say hello to WP member ComputerLove while you are there. We all miss him!! 
19 May 2010, 3:30 pm
sartresue wrote:
Thinking of you down in Mexico topic
Say hello to WP member ComputerLove while you are there. We all miss him!!
Say hello to WP member ComputerLove while you are there. We all miss him!!
I'm sure he has a lot on his hands.
What could be more important than making love to a computer.
19 May 2010, 3:40 pm
John_Browning wrote:
Wow, almost a full page and half the people missed the political satire.
Nobody missed the satire. Good luck in Mexico!
19 May 2010, 4:10 pm
21 May 2010, 4:58 pm
Mexico is great I´ve been to Mexico City, Cancún and other city that I forgot the name. There are many of historical sites to visit. The funny thing was that as a speaker of Portuguese I could understand what they were saying but they could´t understand my Portuguese!
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22 May 2010, 1:49 pm
22 May 2010, 1:56 pm
22 May 2010, 5:25 pm
22 May 2010, 9:25 pm
John_Browning wrote:
Wow, almost a full page and half the people missed the political satire.
Maybe nobody replied because it's unoriginal, nationalist, sewage-rhetoric that I've seen (unattributed, on the now defunct "American Conservative Youth Union" website) as early as 2007.
But it goes back at least a year earlier than that.
Quote:
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and dont enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and dont enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
http://dodgeforum.com/forum/off-topic/5 ... exico.html
^ 2006, addressed to President Bush instead of Obama
I don't mind reusing old ideas, just bloody well cite them!
23 May 2010, 9:10 am
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