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02 Aug 2010, 9:26 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Perhaps it was a vision or a miracle?


Obviously it was a miracle, or perhaps, If Roberts might have been on drugs or drunk, Jesus appeared as usual as a two foot high midget and Roberts didn't have his glasses on.



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03 Aug 2010, 7:50 am

Millipedantic topic

Simple. Jesus is a caterpillar.

And Oral Roberts is Anal. :wink:


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03 Aug 2010, 7:53 am

sartresue wrote:
Millipedantic topic

Simple. Jesus is a caterpillar.

And Oral Roberts is Anal. :wink:


There is a semi-reliable theory that Jesus is a cross-eyed bear.