WARNING! Acai berry "tiny belly" ads are a SCAM!
I share your cynicism and have never bought anything advertised on the internet; not that I see many adverts nowadays anyway due to using Firefox & Adblock Plus. Apparently there are adverts on this site? If I want to buy something online I do a search or get recommendations. Even then if the online-company is one I've never dealt with I search to make sure they aren't a scam site or to see if anyone has complained about them in any forums.
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Scam scrum topic
Yes, this is the case. I find it laughable that Google would state otherwise. Now that is sh cking news!
PPR is the place for this topic. And I think it should be a sticky!
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The power of PPR topic
I just noticed in this thread that the Acai tiny belly berries ads have rotted off the page.
Just do not call this proof of god, Fuzzy! :lo
EDIT:Not so fast. I just saw one. Damn. Begone, berries!!
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More Belly-button scuzz topic
The Disability ad is also scammish. This has already been outed in Ontario. Begone!
EDIT: Looks like Dis-Ad has also faded--for the moment.
Be very afraid, SC-ADS.
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That's actually a pretty unhealthy breakfast - lots of sugar and starch to shoot your blood sugar up excessively!
Also very bad advice for people who need to lose weight. Exercise, sure, but skip the cookies.
Ironically, the advice that comes with the acai berries actually does work for weight loss for most people, if they give it a genuine try. It's basically advice to go with a low carb diet with no processed foods. Of course, the acai berries themselves aren't needed and don't do anything, and the advice part you don't have to pay or.
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OK, so, if you haven't yet encountered the radical idea that hating people's bodies is a bad idea and that there are better ways to improve everyone's health, google Health At Every Size, I haven't time or space to go into it here, and the people who know about it can argue for it much better than I can.
But, kudos for calling them out on these ads - there was an item on them on one of our consumer shows on British radio a while back, and yes, they're a total pile of hooey. (And, the teeth whitening ads that pop up with equal frequency? Are made by the same people. Don't fight variations in body size and tooth color, folks, fight the advertisers, they're your real enemy!! !)
Acai berries do exist. They were pushing them as a 'superfood' in some health food stores even before these ads started popping up. They were giving away free samples in my local Julian Graves. They taste like puke - give me fresh blueberries any day.
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I already knew it was a scam just like all the other diet ads. All I need are words like berry or green tea or anything healthy but generic. Too bad Ephedra and PhenPhen don't exist anymore. They were fast and effective and I guess dangerous to some people.
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That's actually a pretty unhealthy breakfast - lots of sugar and starch to shoot your blood sugar up excessively!
Also very bad advice for people who need to lose weight. Exercise, sure, but skip the cookies.
Ironically, the advice that comes with the acai berries actually does work for weight loss for most people, if they give it a genuine try. It's basically advice to go with a low carb diet with no processed foods. Of course, the acai berries themselves aren't needed and don't do anything, and the advice part you don't have to pay or.
Eating for health topic
Not so fast, Psychohist. Eating fruit, cereal and milk, and two coffees in the morning is not unhealthy. I have never had high blood sugar in my life. Just the opposite. I get hypoglycemic, if I do not get my carbs in the morning. I do not snack or gorge on any one food, and my diet is balanced, the dey to good eating habits. I eat red meat only twic a month, and my protein is from skim milk, yoghurt, fish and poultry for the most part. I occasionaly eat skim milk cheese and eggs no more than three times per week. I portion my food servings. I do not need more than 1750 calories per day, and this helps to maintain my weight.
People do need to exercise. I do this for one hour a day--riding a stationary or real bike. I also do pushups and sit-ups, to keep my bones and joints and muscles stressed enough to keep them at optimal health for my age. I do reward myself with a treat of cookies or dark chocolate--as a treat, not as a regular part of one's diet. I need the antioxydants, and this are a cheap way of doing it.
My blood pressure has never been high--at age 56, mine is 122/78, very good for a woman who does not take any meds whatsoever. I am not overweight and have energy to spare. My point in writing this is not that my way is the only way, only to inform people that a magic bullet or berry is an unrealistic method for maintaining health--it takes work and time for this to happen.
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That's actually a pretty unhealthy breakfast - lots of sugar and starch to shoot your blood sugar up excessively!
Also very bad advice for people who need to lose weight. Exercise, sure, but skip the cookies.
Ironically, the advice that comes with the acai berries actually does work for weight loss for most people, if they give it a genuine try. It's basically advice to go with a low carb diet with no processed foods. Of course, the acai berries themselves aren't needed and don't do anything, and the advice part you don't have to pay or.
Eating for health topic
Not so fast, Psychohist. Eating fruit, cereal and milk, and two coffees in the morning is not unhealthy. I have never had high blood sugar in my life. Just the opposite. I get hypoglycemic, if I do not get my carbs in the morning. I do not snack or gorge on any one food, and my diet is balanced, the dey to good eating habits. I eat red meat only twic a month, and my protein is from skim milk, yoghurt, fish and poultry for the most part. I occasionaly eat skim milk cheese and eggs no more than three times per week. I portion my food servings. I do not need more than 1750 calories per day, and this helps to maintain my weight.
People do need to exercise. I do this for one hour a day--riding a stationary or real bike. I also do pushups and sit-ups, to keep my bones and joints and muscles stressed enough to keep them at optimal health for my age. I do reward myself with a treat of cookies or dark chocolate--as a treat, not as a regular part of one's diet. I need the antioxydants, and this are a cheap way of doing it.
My blood pressure has never been high--at age 56, mine is 122/78, very good for a woman who does not take any meds whatsoever. I am not overweight and have energy to spare. My point in writing this is not that my way is the only way, only to inform people that a magic bullet or berry is an unrealistic method for maintaining health--it takes work and time for this to happen.
I agree and I'll bet you get praise instead of lectures when you visit your doctor.
There's no reason to argue with a perfectly sensible approach. The problem is not OJ and bananas - it's donuts and coffee flavored milkshakes. There's also nothing wrong cookies and chocolate once in a while, but moderation is the key and that seems to be the hardest part for most people.
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See, I'm just used to a company named Pulse 360 bringing me these pinnacle white trash ads like:
"Lose weight with Acai Berry Superfoods!"
"Acai Berry Scam Exposed!"
"A Cleveland Mother of Two Lost 30 pounds Using This Age Old Method!"
Its the same people that are being targetted by bad TV advertisements for mail order garbage like Hydrolize and Evercleanse (which claims that men's digestive tracks work just fine but women's cake up and need cleansing to lower weight - ie. they think they can sell women the Everglades and The Brooklyn Bridge).
Its the same people who are either down on their luck hoping for *anything* that will make them look a bit better to one of the bikers at the local dive bar, IMO they're robbing people who may very well need to finance this stuff against their trailor. Its about as low as the adds trying to scare the elderly with Great Depression memories into buying gold.
Probably sounds like this hits a nerve with me? I think what it is is that my mind just recoils in horror when I realize that this type of conversation and scam is going intellectual currency in our society. The scary thing is weightloss could be very easy if *anyone* could get straight or consistent information (if you hear talk against HFCS and blood-sugar roller coaster - you're getting closer), but rather the smut 3:00 AM Elvira interlude advertisers of the world are still apparently making far too much money in the spaces that phone sex line advertisers haven't apparently bought out.
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"Lose weight with Acai Berry Superfoods!"
"Acai Berry Scam Exposed!"
"A Cleveland Mother of Two Lost 30 pounds Using This Age Old Method!"
Its the same people that are being targetted by bad TV advertisements for mail order garbage like Hydrolize and Evercleanse (which claims that men's digestive tracks work just fine but women's cake up and need cleansing to lower weight - ie. they think they can sell women the Everglades and The Brooklyn Bridge).
Its the same people who are either down on their luck hoping for *anything* that will make them look a bit better to one of the bikers at the local dive bar, IMO they're robbing people who may very well need to finance this stuff against their trailor. Its about as low as the adds trying to scare the elderly with Great Depression memories into buying gold.
Probably sounds like this hits a nerve with me? I think what it is is that my mind just recoils in horror when I realize that this type of conversation and scam is going intellectual currency in our society. The scary thing is weightloss could be very easy if *anyone* could get straight or consistent information (if you hear talk against HFCS and blood-sugar roller coaster - you're getting closer), but rather the smut 3:00 AM Elvira interlude advertisers of the world are still apparently making far too much money in the spaces that phone sex line advertisers haven't apparently bought out.
Broadbelly scam topic
Photoshopped large bellies. Uber white trash. Even the Pillsbury Dough Bod is thinner, and also the Michelin Man.
Want to put McD's out of business and stop large bellies? Stop eating there, for starters.
Just remember the scam ads, people of WP, and perhaps they will dissappear like the anti-vaccine hawkers.
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Is there a risk of spyware with these ads?
I would never intentionally click on an ad, but I just accidentally clicked on one (the "weird teeth whitening tip" one) when I was aiming with the mouse for something else, and the tab that came up had some "sticky" quality which worried me, although I was apparently able to close it without mishap.
I hope my manual clumsiness isn't thought to mean that I "deserve" the possible unpleasant consequences of clicking on a dodgy ad!
I do have Firefox and Adblock Plus (and I even had anti-spyware software installed at one time), but I've been neglecting to keep my ancient Windoze OS (would you believe Win98SE?) up to date, while I try to summon up the energy to migrate to Linux (like any self-respecting Aspie or half-Aspie should).
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