Who is God?

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No, because you would just be doing him a favor. I don't feel like discribing my God/me relation ship right now, but I'll do it later.

God is a Sociopathic Malignant Narcissist. If I ever meet him, I'll kick him in the 'nads!!

There is no god. Only Squiggy. And Squiggy is all there is!

I already told you the truth is Bobert. Are you dening the existance of The Glorious Great Blue Rooster?

RELIGIOUS WAR!! !! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!! !! !

When do we get to start killing infidels??

Hmm... is betting allowed for a religious war? I mean, Squiggy sounds tough and Bobert sounds like a bit of a chicken. A lot of money could be made.

Bobert is definately the underdog, I've got $5 on him!!

According to "Johnny the Homocidal Maniac," God is a fat guy floating around snoozing. (Then again, in that book people can make everyone elses's heads explode in Heaven...) God, I loved that book.

I belive god is a manifestation of collective belief, in that he is created by mans belief of him and without it there would be no god, i.e no humans, no god. I belive humans had a need to create a god because of their lack of understanding of how they were created way back in time and someone in some respects to control them, i.e the lord of the flies effect in that children without adults turning into lawless savages until an adult turned up and adult being the guardian of childhood, there is no natural guardian for adults so in a away to create one, god is created.
but ofcourse thats my opinion

Mind you Bishonen Buddha would kick everyone's butts.

But Bobert is the chickenverse. Deny him, and you risk the universe having an existance failure.

I think I should argue that the Valconis gods are real. They would probably win, as the head god is a omnipotent god of war... and there is the fact that all but two of them have killed something for a stupid reason, and only one of the two is still alive...

>>I think I should argue that the Valconis gods are real. They would probably win, as the head god is a omnipotent god of war... and there is the fact that all but two of them have killed something for a stupid reason, and only one of the two is still alive...<<

Wouldn't an omnipotent war be over in like a zillionth of a second?

Why you putting down your homie, Squiggy??

No, it's like: if God created us and gave us rights, including the right to overthrow authority if we were not happy with it, and is omnipotent and all-good, then why doesn't he make the world a better place? Since he doesn't, let's impeach him!"

This is a little atheist joke created by Richard Stallman.