I'VE FOUND RELIGION!! !

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Okay. Pasta versus an electric projection blaster.

Fried noodles anyone?

Daleks in battle against the pastafarians.

Please, the forks of DOOM! As well as meatball guns and marinara bombs. Please, them squiddies will get murdered. Especially if they go under the cover of the finely grated parmesian screen. Also, you would have to worry about their god coming down to crush all of creation. Seriously, we all know that highly sophisticated technology has no way of beating primitive weaponry. Have you seen Star Wars Episode 6? Ewoks beat Stormtroopers, just like Pastafarians beat Daleks. Case closed.

lol I'm a fan of Doctor Who. My fave was Tom Baker. But it's hard to find "Jelly Babies" in the Portland area. All I can seem to find are the common Gummi Bears.

Oh well. Hey, what ever happened with the Cybermen? And any new brushes with Androgoms?

Sorry for the edit. . .We don't get "Doctor Who" in Portland currently.

The Cybermen appear in this new series. The Androgums only appeared in one story: "The Two Doctors".


Hokay, Scrapheap, let's try another creature from beyond............

Zeromus!



We are loathing! We are rage! We are Zeromus! We hate all!! !!

Anyone feel like facing up against his "Big Bang" attack? And we're not talking about that prissy little explosion that Vegeta was in the habit of using....

Just as Zeromus takes in a big breath of air.... FSM spews forth a huge glob of Marinara Sauce whuch Zeromus inhales. Zeromus suffocates to the sweet aroma of Basil and Taragon!! !!

Umm.... do you see anything that remotely looks like a mouth on that thing?

Okay, next.........

Exdeath! He can banish the FSM into The Void....

Exdeath banishes FSM into the Void, FSM reaches out with his noodly apendages and creates a whole new Universe out of the Void!! ! In this Universe, FSM creates a FEMALE Exdeath with firm natural "D" cups. Exdeath can only think of getting horizontal with her and thus suffers the fate of many men. He spends the rest of eternity trying to win the affections of that which he desires!!

I don't think Exdeath needs that, once he becomes Neo-Exdeath. I'm getting the picture later, but Neo-Exdeath has got girls growing OUT of him, along with various other things.

Ah, here we go.



And if that isn't enough, a couple of hungry guys who might just love a bit o' pasta....

Meet the Qu's.....

Quale..


Quan...



and of course, Quina!

All paths lead to god. Some go all the way. Some only go part of the way.

Last week at this camp I go to every year, there was what appeared to be a religious group I call the Cult of Steeve. All these people would randomly yell out "STEEEEEEEEEEVE!" every so often, presumably because they really liked a guitar teacher named Steeve. They even got a uniform, a shirt that said, "STEEEEEVE!" on it. It was a little scary actually because it looked almost like they were serious about this cult. I wonder how Steeve himself felt about that excessive attention by the end of the week.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a great joke, though. I do adore it.

You can knock on peoples doors and throw spaghetti at them! jk/lol

Yeah spaghetti is just for eating.