Bush should get a third term

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20 Oct 2006, 6:20 pm

*Looks*

Holy crap, there is more than just cleavage!

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20 Oct 2006, 8:38 pm

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O.K. it's official ! ! I'm quitting at John Force Racing and moving to Sweeden!! ! I have a cure for the royal family's inbreeding problem!! ! :wink:

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20 Oct 2006, 8:43 pm

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Ah, what am I saying? The Republicans probably already have a plan in the works to name him President-For-Life.

You haven't heard? Not only is he now President-For-Life, but the Holy Trinity has been transformed to a Quadnity to accomodate him.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:46 pm

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You haven't heard? Not only is he now President-For-Life, but the Holy Trinity has been transformed to a Quadnity to accomodate him.

No way! I was talking to God last week, and He told me He was saving that spot for me. What a two-timing, backstabbing, son of a...

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20 Oct 2006, 8:46 pm

I heard God's going to start taking Sundays off like everyone else, and let Bush run the whole shebang while he's sleeping in.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:51 pm

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I heard God's going to start taking Sundays off like everyone else, and let Bush run the whole shebang while he's sleeping in.

Oh, god, no. Why not give it to Cheney or Rumsfeld? At least they won't choke on a pretzel.

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20 Oct 2006, 11:25 pm

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O.K. it's official ! ! I'm quitting at John Force Racing and moving to Sweeden!! ! I have a cure for the royal family's inbreeding problem!! ! Wink Laughing

Wait...these are both the Bush sisters, right?

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20 Oct 2006, 11:31 pm

No, they're Swedish princesses. The one on top is the heir to the Swedish throne, Crown Princess Victoria. The one below is her sister, Princess Madeleine.

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21 Oct 2006, 11:23 am

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Oh, god, no. Why not give it to Cheney or Rumsfeld? At least they won't choke on a pretzel.

C'mon. Bush only choked on a pretzel once. He may well fall off a 2 wheeled vehicle at some point, but he's not likely to start trying to drill in the clouds for oil like Cheney, or start a war with Hell and misunderestimate the strength of the insurgency like Rummy.

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21 Oct 2006, 11:34 am

Good point. What about Rice or whoever the new Chief of Staff is?

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21 Oct 2006, 8:38 pm

Eh. Condi's more likely to try to appease Satan when what's needed is some hardlining and maybe reinforced sanctions. And I don't even know who that other guy is, so he obviously can't be any good.

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22 Oct 2006, 5:30 am

Change the Constitution, which Bush is doing anyway, and make princess Madeleine Queen of the United States. Or maybe better, Emperess of the United Empire of America. :wink:

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22 Oct 2006, 2:23 pm

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Change the Constitution, which Bush is doing anyway, and make princess Madeleine Queen of the United States. Or maybe better, Emperess of the United Empire of America.

Just don't do that untill I've inseminated her with my love child. :lol:

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22 Oct 2006, 2:23 pm

Litigious wrote:

Change the Constitution, which Bush is doing anyway, and make princess Madeleine Queen of the United States. Or maybe better, Emperess of the United Empire of America.

Just don't do that untill I've inseminated her with my love child. :lol:

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27 Oct 2006, 9:53 pm

I tipping Bush will end up as a lame duck President and Dick Cheney will accidently shoot him on a hunting outing on Dubya's ranch.
He will mistake him for Daffy

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27 Oct 2006, 10:39 pm

This would be contrary to the two term limit.

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