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10 Apr 2018, 9:09 pm

Donald Trump really isn't a man with a hairpiece. He is actually a hairpiece wearing a man!


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11 Apr 2018, 12:52 am

Trump is hologram created by Apple designed to destroy the Republican, Conservative, and Libetarian brands forever.


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11 Apr 2018, 4:20 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Donald Trump really isn't a man with a hairpiece. He is actually a hairpiece wearing a man!

That hairpiece is really a space alien creature (like a Tribble from Star Trek) that latched onto him thirty years ago, and has been commandeering his brain ever since.

And now...through him...its commandeering the most powerful nation on earth!



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11 Apr 2018, 4:53 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Donald Trump really isn't a man with a hairpiece. He is actually a hairpiece wearing a man!

That hairpiece is really a space alien creature (like a Tribble from Star Trek) that latched onto him thirty years ago, and has been commandeering his brain ever since.

And now...through him...its commandeering the most powerful nation on earth!


Exactly!


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12 Apr 2018, 3:23 pm

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In this thread, we make up a conspiracy theory that makes about as much sense as the crap by Alex Jones.


Hmmmm...

Subliminal hypnotic suggestion:

Most people are susceptible to hypnotic suggestion...
Some people are more susceptible to a hypnotic trance state than others...
They make the best "Manchurian Candidates"...

There is technology which is capable of influencing people remotely...
It can be used by governments and other criminal elements...
These Targetted Individuals are patsies who have been manipulated through subliminal means, at times to change social policies such as gun control...

Government/social disinformation campaigns discredit those who bring this problem of mind rape into the consciousness of the mainstream arena...

Howzat? :mrgreen:



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12 Apr 2018, 3:27 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Donald Trump really isn't a man with a hairpiece. He is actually a hairpiece wearing a man!


My conspiracy theory is that Trump had a hair transplant which moved the hair on the back of his head to the front...
Yes, I know, pretty out there... :mrgreen:



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12 Apr 2018, 3:28 pm

Pepe wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Donald Trump really isn't a man with a hairpiece. He is actually a hairpiece wearing a man!


My conspiracy theory is that Trump had a hair transplant which moved the hair on the back of his head to the front...
Yes, I know, pretty out there... :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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12 Apr 2018, 3:31 pm

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In other words "Botswana controls everyone on the planet who....wears a wedding ring!"

GASP! 8O


You mean engagement rings?
Overwhelmingly men don't wear diamonds...
This explains why women are so odd... 8O



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12 Apr 2018, 3:43 pm

There is no United States of America. It's a myth of a superpower nation invented to explain why various countries have lost wars around the globe - "Well, we lost, but what can you do against such a superpowered nation?" It's also invented to be used as goal posts to be reached and even overcome when it comes to economic power, social and political liberty, etc. Those immigrants who came to America in the past were dumped in the ocean and drowned. A whole news and entertainment industry were invented by various countries to keep up the fiction of American TV shows, media, and movies.


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13 Apr 2018, 3:59 pm

Paul McCartney was killed in a freak accident in 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike.

Chemtrails are a popular method by governments around the world to brainwash citizens.

Stanley Kubrick helped fake the moon landings by filming them on a London soundstage.


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13 Apr 2018, 4:52 pm

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Paul McCartney was killed in a freak accident in 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike.

Chemtrails are a popular method by governments around the world to brainwash citizens.

Stanley Kubrick helped fake the moon landings by filming them on a London soundstage.


Those are all old. you're supposed to make your own NEW conspiracy theories on this thread! :)



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13 Apr 2018, 5:23 pm

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13 Apr 2018, 5:46 pm

Play Kiss records backwards, and you'll get music praising the glory of God.


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13 Apr 2018, 5:52 pm

The paranoid schizophrenics of the World are all in communication with each other.

And they are ALL plotting...against ME!! !! !



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22 Jun 2018, 9:36 pm

Russian bots are hacking into people's brains and making them by Russian vodka, which can be the only logical explanation as to why Russian vodka sales rose by 0.001% in 2017.


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22 Jun 2018, 9:46 pm

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