naturalplastic wrote:
My current fav is ….the National Park Service! They are sitting on a scandal bigger than Watergate, Monicagate, and Ukrainegate combined because...they know all about.... Bigfoot! And are covering it up!
The park service and the U.S. Army supposedly joined forces in the wilderness cleanup of the Mt. St. Helens eruption, to not only bury bodies of bigfoot creatures killed in the eruption, but to cooperate with living Bigfoots to help rescue their kin in the wilderness. That according to a couple of UTube vids I saw.
That’s fun!
I wonder why the National Park Service wants to keep the existence of Bigfoot a secret...
Do they think people will start hunting them?
It’d make much more sense to capture some and put them in zoos that would implement a breeding program like zoos do with other endangered animals.
Then again, conspiracy theorists are probably rather weak in the logic department...
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