Pastor is furious to find out Jesus was a liberal [SATIRE]

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AngelRho
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22 Apr 2023, 8:11 am

Jesus’s formulation of the GR was unique, though.

Jesus started out by pointing out that humans are self-interested (selfish) by nature and thus “evil” in the Pharisaic view that demanded sacrifices for everything. The priest caste directly benefited from sacrifices (sacrifices were their food) along with the wealth of required Temple taxes. The priests couldn’t be bothered to sully themselves by helping “evil” poor people who had little to offer. These unclean people had to look after themselves because no one else would.

A funny thing happens when one begins acting on his own selfishness: Love. Love is the desire someone has for things of value, and those things include people in your life. Evil, selfish people are somehow able to love their children more than anything and will do whatever it takes to keep them fed, clothed, sheltered, safe, and happy when possible. Children are the reward here, and going hungry or denying oneself other things are things done in exchange for the well-being of the child.

“Evil” people, based on what Jesus said, are guilty most of all of the sin of loving other people, especially their own families perhaps most of all. Jesus uses this to illustrate that if we are evil and we know to treat our children well, God (who is the only being with the capacity for true goodness) will be even more generous to those who ask Him to see after their basic needs.

And because we love others, the right thing to do is treat them with the same dignity and respect we want for ourselves.

People who mistreat others do so not because they primarily harbor hate those they mistreat. They do so because they lack the capacity for loving others. Only by recognizing your own inherent worth can you begin to love yourself. Once you realize self-love, the only rational thing is to see that same inherent worth in all people and treat them accordingly. People who mistreat and abuse others hate themselves most of all.

So when you hear about religious people abusing women/children and so forth, don’t be surprised. Look at what their church teaches. Is the message mostly about how much God loves us and wants good things for us? Then you will find kind people there who live out their faith. Is the message about how we are all sinners worthy of hell and life in this world is about suffering and hopelessness? While a fundamental Christian truth is we are in need of salvation, salvation is only offered because God loves us. We are worth a lot. So when you get to know people in a church that emphasizes human worthlessness, you’ll find a lot of bitter and resentful people, often wealthy people, and they’ll dress up nice, listen to the organ playing, and put big checks in the plate because they’ll feel even worse if they don’t. Churches like that feed off of misery, and it shows in the lives of their members.

The more you love and value yourself, the easier it will be to do good for others.



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22 Apr 2023, 10:33 am



It's Interesting, How Humans Clothe Reality With Words.

i Suppose Jesus Was Liberal When He Turned The Other Cheek;

And Conservative When He Suggested Even Experiencing Lust is a Sin

As if We aRe Not

Human; And

Only Tradition

of A Machine

Without Any HeART
SPiRiT or SoUL Free,

Without Directions
From Anyone Else Yet
The Wind Within as i Wax

On And Off in Poetic Ways As Well...

Poetry is A "Rorschach Test"; Whatever Interpretations

of the Bible Are The Same, Coming From All the Experiences

Different Of Each Individual, Changing in Every Breath We take Now As Well

As the Only Constant is Change; And It's True That Scares More Closed Minded

Conservative Leaning Folks, More Than What is More Open to Change And The Progression of the

Human Condition For Real; God Yes, Liberal As Sails of Boats, Necessary to Find New Gardens of Edens

(God A FLoWeR
Continually
Wilting
And
Blooming
For Real in Metaphor)

Full of Abundance

Or Staying in the

Desert Without Water,

Anchored to Available Wells,

Where The Tallest Thing to See

Is Humans to Make Them only God's And Last

Prophets And The Such Closed Up in Caves STiLL;

For It is True, SCaRCiTiES Will Bring A 'Tribal God'
That Per Example of Numbers 31, Will Advocate
Taking the War 'Booty' of 32 Thousand Women Children
to Rape as They Please for the Reward of Sexual Gratification,

Putting the 72 Virgins

in Heaven Addition

to the Quran to Shame;
Indeed, For More Ownership
of Women to Use as Only Objects for Pleasure

Or of Course, Just To Breed As Female Cattle to Use That Way too...

True, And Whatever Humans Are Spoon-Fed From Birth They Tend to
Consume to Stay Part of the Group as to Be Outcast, Evolutionary Speaking

Per Human

Social Animal

Then Is To Starve
to Death and Die;

So True, Even Still in Countries
Where 'Female Genital Mutilation'

Is Part of the Religion, Some Women
Gain Great Feelings of Self-Esteem By Giving Up Part
of Their Nature to Remain Part of the 'Truly Mad' Group Think...

There Are Enough Ghost Authors And Conflicting Ethical And Moral

Points of Views in the Bible From Ghost Authors And Scribes and the Such

to Justify Everything From Heaven to Purgatory to Hell For How That Impacts
Humans on Earth Still Today; God Yes, Depending on How Verses Are Cherry

Picked and Interpreted;

Everyone Sees it Differently;

And Most Everyone Does it Differently;

So Goes the 'Rorschach Test' For All of Existence
As the Human Condition Sails Free With Anchors
of Safety as 'The Condition Continues;' i Love the Way

'Namaste' Feels Finding the Face of God in All of Nature

Above So Below, Within Inside Outside; Yes, All Around;

And my Life in Effortless Ease of Wu Wei Tao Through Dao

Flow is One Balancing Heavenly Bliss Within From Wake to Sleep;

Constantly Exploring, Enhancing All my Potentials till Death to Do i Part;

And It's True As Far As the Jesus Story Goes, i'll Cherry pick the Parts

i Like, to At Least Find Some Common Ground Among Folks Who Enjoy

A Life at Essence
For What Works

THeRE For Real For Me too...

LoVE iN Peace Frees NoW TRuLY ALiVE NeW

Yet You See i Am 100 Percent Extroverted And

100 Percent Open Minded; And Not Everyone Views

A Reality As Limitless as me; And That's Okay We Still

Still Need

Anchors

to Hold

Boats Like

me in Safe Harbors

When the Storms of
Existence Still Come;

(Yep; Like my Wife for me)

Yet i'll Tale Ya This Much'
After The Storms Pass; God NO,

i Ain't Staying in the Tradition of the
Harbor; too F in Boring For me; i'll Fly
Instead For Real on

Terrestrial Land;

Just Another
Dance and
Song Within Free

To Give Away; Share
Away; Care Away;
HeaL A WaY

For Free

For It is the Person

Who Overflows LoVE iN Peace
Most Free Who Is Truly Never Really

Needy For What Lives For Real Within Most...

It's too Big and Small For Any God Damned Name...

Yet You See, The Open Minded Liberal Person Naturally Sees More...

'Ignorance' Is Part

of 'The Condition' For

Real; And In Many Cases

it is Both Influenced By Nature

And Nurture too; i Surely Won't

Condemn Folks For Not KNoWinG...

For i am A FoRTuNaTE one With Wings...

OBTW, Happy Earth And All of Nature Day; ALL oF IT;

Not
Even
Just
one
'God'
Damned
Label oF EARth..:)



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22 Apr 2023, 12:41 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Considering the main commandments are "love one another" and the Golden Rule, I don't see how anyone would be surprised about him being Liberal. I don't know the story of the Bible or all the moving pieces but if it all boils down to love and treating people kindly I assume that's as Liberal as it can be.

The Jesus code of conduct does seem very close to a socialist vision in places. So different to some of the OT ideas that I'm surprised they didn't ditch that, or at least italicise all the superceded bits. But then along came Paul. I won't get started about him.