Who can we get in trade for Justin Trudeau?

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I hear Belarus is willing to offer Roman Golovchenko along with a second round draft pick.

Jair Bolsonaro from Brazil maybe. He's been barred from office for 30 years for abuse of power, among other unsavory acts.

But!

He sure sounds like a strong leader type

I'll bet the Democrats would give you a good deal on Kamala Harris...

You might have to agree to take the squad as part of the deal though.

Sarah “Huckleberry” Sanders.
Please for Gods sake someone take her.
Take her far far away.

I liked that Theresa May really hates Boris Johnson. She was always criticising him when he was PM, she refused to applaud him at significant times, or even stand up

But apart from that, the government since 2010 has been a shower of sh|t.

Like Canada would take her.

Canada won’t, but Alberta might.

How about Gretchen Whitmer? The prisoner... I mean exchange will not be too far from each other.

You can have Bernie Sanders after his term ends next year. Having Trudeau would go a long way towards improving our relations with Cuba.

We could start him out at the same level of responsebility.

Canada may look HUGE on the map. Equal to the US in physical size. But it only has about one tenth of our population size.

So being the head honcho of the whole nation of Canada is at about the same rung on the corporate ladder as being the governor of a large US state. Indeed the one state of California is almost identical to the whole nation of Canada in population size.

Even so Cali would be throwing Trudeau into the deep end. So we could try him out on a slightly smaller but still major population state.

So the perfect trade would be Trudeau for Ron De Santis, governor of Florida.

Florida would get an upgrade in charisma, and Canada...would be defended against Disney!