does god drink tea or coffee?

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02 Sep 2007, 10:55 pm

Starbuline wrote:

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I know that tea exist, and coffee exist, but not sure about whether God exist...

god drinks deer blood.

nohe drinks unicorn blood

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03 Sep 2007, 7:06 am

I think he would have drunk wine and possibly home brew. Tea and coffee probably weren't invented in that neck of the woods at the time.

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03 Sep 2007, 7:13 am

I thought God didn't die until
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03 Sep 2007, 9:49 am

Vodka anyone?

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04 Sep 2007, 2:24 pm

God drinks warm milk.

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04 Sep 2007, 3:37 pm

milk and cookies?
I thought that was Santa Claus.

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04 Sep 2007, 3:43 pm

Ooooops! I get them mixed up a lot. They're two of my favorite fairy tales. Thanks, GB!

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05 Sep 2007, 4:00 am

he probably gets a coffee from Starbucks but then cant admit that he drinks coffee at starbucks because it would make him look 'uncool'. Maybe he has a really good espresso machine at home.

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05 Sep 2007, 4:46 am

dawndeleon wrote:

he probably gets a coffee from Starbucks but then cant admit that he drinks coffee at starbucks because it would make him look 'uncool'. Maybe he has a really good espresso machine at home.

Probably the best espresso machine in the Universe, I can't imagine a Heaven without coffee...

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05 Sep 2007, 6:07 am

Dreamer2 wrote:

dawndeleon wrote:

he probably gets a coffee from Starbucks but then cant admit that he drinks coffee at starbucks because it would make him look 'uncool'. Maybe he has a really good espresso machine at home.

Probably the best espresso machine in the Universe, I can't imagine a Heaven without coffee...

Yes! I have just realised the difference between heaven and hell!

In heaven the coffee is free!

In hell the inhabitants clean the toilets and forced to buy expensive coffee at inflated prices! :twisted:

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05 Sep 2007, 12:23 pm

kreb1958 wrote:

Dreamer2 wrote:

dawndeleon wrote:

he probably gets a coffee from Starbucks but then cant admit that he drinks coffee at starbucks because it would make him look 'uncool'. Maybe he has a really good espresso machine at home.

Probably the best espresso machine in the Universe, I can't imagine a Heaven without coffee...

Yes! I have just realised the difference between heaven and hell!

In heaven the coffee is free!

In hell the inhabitants clean the toilets and forced to buy expensive coffee at inflated prices! :twisted:

Oh dear, I've been in Hell, considering my last job as a custodian! Ewwww, I want free coffee!

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05 Sep 2007, 10:53 pm

He drinks coffee... but tea gives you more power.

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06 Sep 2007, 1:02 am

dawndelion: Would that be the Starbucks to the east of Bethlehem?

Actually, I'd have thought he might drink Bonox.

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06 Sep 2007, 3:58 am

kreb1958 wrote:

In heaven the coffee is free!

UO CIS department was heaven then.

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