Ragtime wrote:
pandabear wrote:
For example, American Christians don't drink beer.
What about Scotch whiskey?
Love that stuff, cuz one sip goes a long way. It's also good for when I have a sore throat.
But ya, I drink fine beers. I'm either not American or not Christian!
Actually, they say that if you are planning to invite a Baptist friend to go fishing with you, then you had better be sure to bring a second Baptist along with you. The reason being that if you bring one Baptist, then he will drink all of your beer, but if you bring two Baptists, then he won't drink any of your beer.