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27 Nov 2007, 3:35 pm

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That sucks. She should be a voluptuous, benevolent goddess.

Ahh but could it be that perhaps she doesn't actually eat all of that chocolate but instead just supplies it?

The God of a particular food/drink is supposed to eat their particular food.

She's diabetic.

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27 Nov 2007, 4:09 pm

Anubis wrote:

Kitsy wrote:

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That sucks. She should be a voluptuous, benevolent goddess.

Ahh but could it be that perhaps she doesn't actually eat all of that chocolate but instead just supplies it?

The God of a particular food/drink is supposed to eat their particular food.

Prove it. Also if she is supposed to be bigger, then please explain why some people eat chocolate alot and don't gain alot of weight?

Also, ever seen those statues of buddha that shows a big man? Buddha is actually small framed. The goddess of chocolate does not mean big female. I think she is just fine the way she is, afterall, she is my favorite goddess and my favorite flavor.

I don't care that she isn't stereotypically correct as long as she provides the goods.

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27 Nov 2007, 6:18 pm

Fair enough.

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27 Nov 2007, 6:43 pm

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27 Nov 2007, 8:40 pm

Miaow.

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27 Nov 2007, 8:56 pm

An old Englishman in a gray pinstrip suit

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJbOwY_cgt8&feature=related[/youtube]

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28 Nov 2007, 1:46 am

This is Me. Goddess of Vernal Equinox (northern hemisphere only), punctuation, and random equipment failures. Also a chocolate goddess, but I specialize in Cadbury Mini-Eggs.

And these are my adoptive parental units Oðinn and Freyja:

P.S. Aridarr, that is a gorgeous picture of Bastet.

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28 Nov 2007, 9:37 am

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28 Nov 2007, 10:51 am

Cerridwen

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I have a picture for him but it's a bit phallic so I don't think I'd better post it. Don't want to frighten anyone :twisted:

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15 Dec 2007, 8:32 pm

Necessitas, Roman Goddess of Destiny

Hathor, Egyptian Goddess: Thou art the Mistress of Jubilation, the Queen of the Dance, the Mistress of Music, the Queen of the Harp Playing, the Lady of the Choral Dance, the Queen of Wreath Weaving, the Mistress of Inebriety Without End
I know she is feminine, but I like what she is Goddess of.

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27 Dec 2007, 9:06 pm

Here is my rationale:

The document WE LIVE UNDER States, "One Nation Under God"

(yeah yeah)

so, we are one nation...living under this document...and saying we live under God=document=god?

In a manner of philosophy.

buyin that? :-)

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27 Dec 2007, 9:27 pm

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Behold Lucifer! the little sob tried to castrate me on more then one occasion.

The face of pure evil.

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27 Dec 2007, 10:46 pm

Neither male or female. My God would never pander to gender association.

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28 Dec 2007, 2:20 am

The Universe.

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28 Dec 2007, 7:01 pm

Here's God and one of his Goddesses :wink:

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30 Jan 2008, 7:32 am

:eew: :eew: sorry, but that picture makes me feel profoundly nauseous. I suspect i might see beauty in it if it were a young man in the circle of the old guys arm, for instance, or if it was an old old woman being held with such attention.

:afro: * :flower: * :star: The god i experience is like a mixture of Sherlock Holmes,
Robin Hood, Merlin and some one a bit Oscar Wilde'ish, definitely with a sense of humour, i think.

( PS: So far not noticed a goddess).

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