Why do you <3 the Devil?

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16 Jul 2010, 1:17 pm

wheres my corner to cry in? whats this? i seem to be in a room with circular shaped walls!

this is most unusual

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16 Jul 2010, 3:32 pm

OMG, I can't stand the spelling, the grammar, the ignorance....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !

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16 Jul 2010, 4:14 pm

richardbenson wrote:

who wants to live in an oppressive regime anyways?

Which is one of the big reasons why we oppose religion.

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16 Jul 2010, 4:45 pm

skafather84 wrote:

I have no clue what some of those are. Like P.K.'s or high fullutent.

OH GOD THE APOSTROPHES

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16 Jul 2010, 4:54 pm

Sholf wrote:

God loves apostrophe's.

qft... that made me choke with laughter!

For the record I'm Christian... these guys seem to me to be nuts.

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16 Jul 2010, 9:20 pm

Sholf wrote:

God love's apostrophe's.

Fixed for Jesus.

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17 Jul 2010, 2:48 am

Huh. If you repent, what are you supposed to become? A sign-maker? :roll:

I think everyone can relate to something on the sign, even if just to the tiniest degree. That makes an awful lot more devil-worshipers than statistics say :twisted:

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17 Jul 2010, 4:18 am

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Is this from the Westboro Baptist Church?

Ahh.. the Westboro Baptist Church.
It shows true Christian spirit that the people that they have offended didn't beat them to a pulp and burned down their church.

If they disturbed my son's funeral I would have taken a baseball bat to them.

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21 Jul 2010, 5:00 pm

The grammar is indicative of the level of intelligence required to believe the wording on the sign.

They aren't trying to convert the educated, because they're too smart to believe this s**t.
They want the rednecks who are far more quick to give their money and possessions to buy the false hope of an eternity in paradise. If they scare off the non-intended market, what they're left with is a group they don't have to winnow down to get the best pickin's

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21 Jul 2010, 6:30 pm

Wombat wrote:

If they disturbed my son's funeral I would have taken a baseball bat to them.

And that would have been them winning. It's all a racket. The whole family are lawyers and they make money from suing people who hit them.

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25 Aug 2010, 4:05 pm

skafather84 wrote:

My favorite thing on that list is the "Government Recipients". I dunno why I just found it hilarious that they would put something like that on there.

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25 Aug 2010, 4:06 pm

One thing for sure. The Devil is more interesting than any of the saints.

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25 Aug 2010, 4:26 pm

ruveyn wrote:

One thing for sure. The Devil is more interesting than any of the saints.

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IDK some of those saints were pretty freaky. Didn't one of them cut her boobs off to make herself less attractive?

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27 Aug 2010, 3:49 pm

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ruveyn wrote:

One thing for sure. The Devil is more interesting than any of the saints.

ruveyn

IDK some of those saints were pretty freaky. Didn't one of them cut her boobs off to make herself less attractive?

That would be St. Agatha, and she was actually tortured by having her boobs cut off. She's sometimes depicted carrying them on a plate.

She's the patron saint of volcanic eruptions, because someone made the boobs = mountains connection, and as she was from Sicily, she ended up being associated with Mt. Etna.

You might also be thinking of St. Lucy, who in order to stop a guy wanting to marry her, gouged her own eyes out. (But God replaced them for her, so that's all right.)

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