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19 Aug 2006, 2:00 pm

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kevv729 wrote:

Yeah spaghetti is just for eating. :lol:

That's true. Although if you're Jewish, there are limits even on that. You can have it either with cheese or with meatballs, but never with both. The religous law says you're not supposed to combine meat and dairy.

If you eat meat and dairy, you offend Jehova and go to hell. If you DON'T eat meatballs and parmesan cheese, you offend FSM and he sends you to hell, so you loose either way. :lol:

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19 Aug 2006, 5:14 pm

Ha. How's that for a metaphysical dichotomy?

And you haven't answered Neo-Exdeath's challenge, or that of the Qu's, Scrapheap. Can I take this oppurtunity to be immature, declare myself the champion, and dance a silly little dance?

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19 Aug 2006, 8:48 pm

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I guess I dropped the ball there, my bad.

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19 Aug 2006, 8:59 pm

FSM creates an Anti-matter Neo-Exdeath who flies at the speed of light towards Neo-Exdeath. The resulting collision causes both to explode into pure energy!!

Now to deal with the Qu's...

FSM knows the Qu's appetite for pasta so he smothers himself with cyanide laced parmesan!! Quale, Quan and Quina start to dig in and eat as fast as they can. FSM regeneratetes as fast as they can eat and before they know it the cyanide takes effect!! !

HA!! FSM is invicible!! !

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20 Aug 2006, 3:26 am

You're a tough ba$!ard. Okay, let's bring out the ultimate weapon against rogue Italian food.....

Anti-Pasta!

(Okay, so I'm being cheap and immature, but I'm lovin' it!)

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20 Aug 2006, 7:56 am

Quatermass wrote:

You're a tough ba$!ard. Okay, let's bring out the ultimate weapon against rogue Italian food.....

Anti-Pasta!

(Okay, so I'm being cheap and immature, but I'm lovin' it!)

Dang!! Foiled again!! :lol:

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20 Aug 2006, 7:00 pm

Kefka LOL!

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22 Aug 2006, 10:59 pm

I actuatlly have a copy of "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". Very entertaining read, and pastafarianism is a very good substitute for Christianity, and a far tastier one at that.

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