Bush should get a third term

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27 Oct 2006, 10:58 pm

dgd1788 wrote:

This would be contrary to the two term limit.

That is quite correct! That is why this thread is a joke thread

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28 Oct 2006, 2:46 am

Dick and Dubya (AKA Elmer Fud and Daffy Duck)

Dubya past incarnation was Yosemite Sam before he morphed into the duck

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28 Oct 2006, 2:53 am

Dick Cheney has better aim than Elmer Fudd.

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28 Oct 2006, 6:38 am

Bush should get a noose around his neck for the mass-murder of tens of thousands of innocent Iraquis.

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28 Oct 2006, 4:26 pm

By Bush, you better mean "The Insurgents". Since you know, they're the ones setting off suicide bombs in the marketplace.

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28 Oct 2006, 6:49 pm

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I tipping Bush will end up as a lame duck President and Dick Cheney will accidently shoot him on a hunting outing on Dubya's ranch.
He will mistake him for Daffy

Actually, that is the Dick Cheney for President 2007 campaign's strategy.

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By Bush, you better mean "The Insurgents". Since you know, they're the ones setting off suicide bombs in the marketplace.

McJeff, instead of starting an argument in a joke thread, make a better joke than your opponent. That way, everyone wins. Except for the poor Iraqis, of course.

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28 Oct 2006, 8:50 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

dgd1788 wrote:

This would be contrary to the two term limit.

That is quite correct! That is why this thread is a joke thread

I didn't know this was a joke, sorry

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28 Oct 2006, 9:06 pm

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I didn't know this was a joke, sorry

Don't worry! We will make up for it by having Dick Cheney go quail-hunting in your vicinity, nothing too bad!

.... in case you are wondering that is a joke up there and there was never any need for apology, some people have problems with certain types of humor.

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28 Oct 2006, 9:19 pm

You know, I've heard the only person who has shot more men in the face than Dick Cheney is Elton John.

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28 Oct 2006, 9:20 pm

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Bush should get a noose around his neck for the mass-murder of tens of thousands of innocent Iraquis.

Agreed. Any human who thinks he is driven by God should immediately be shot. Christianity breeds ignorance and poisens one's mind.

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28 Oct 2006, 10:05 pm

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"Thankyou Mr Bush, your stupid decision of invading
Iraq has killed as many Americans as I caused in the
9-11 attacks, and I did not like that SOB infidel Saddam anyway"

"Thankyou Mr Bush, you have saved me a lot of trouble
and I now have a bit pinup poster in my cave of you,
and so I am your #1 fan"

At least he would be applauding Dubya in a big way.
I am all for this war on terror but why the hell did Dubya have
to change sides?
By invading Iraq he has played right into Osama's hands and
has only generated a holy jihad that only Osama
could dream of.

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28 Oct 2006, 10:49 pm

Markendust wrote:

ed wrote:

Bush should get a noose around his neck for the mass-murder of tens of thousands of innocent Iraquis.

Agreed. Any human who thinks he is driven by God should immediately be shot. Christianity breeds ignorance and poisens one's mind.

True, but Islam does a better job

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28 Oct 2006, 10:49 pm

xon wrote:

McJeff, instead of starting an argument in a joke thread, make a better joke than your opponent. That way, everyone wins. Except for the poor Iraqis, of course.

I don't have to make a joke when there's liberals like Ed and Markendust around. They're living walking jokes.

But terrorist-loving (in other words, what they engage in) is about the unfunniest thing there is, so just by stating a simple POV I'm funnier than they are.

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28 Oct 2006, 10:49 pm

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You know, I've heard the only person who has shot more men in the face than Dick Cheney is Elton John.

LMAOROTF!! !! !! !! ! :lol:

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28 Oct 2006, 10:50 pm

xon wrote:

McJeff, instead of starting an argument in a joke thread, make a better joke than your opponent. That way, everyone wins. Except for the poor Iraqis, of course.

Except, I don't think Ed was joking...........

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29 Oct 2006, 3:38 am

By far, the most dangerous terrorist in the world today is George W. Bush.

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