AstroGeek wrote:
Of course I wouldn't ban religion. Very few atheists would, I think. I would remove the charitable status from churches and turn any public religious schools into secular ones. And I'd remove any reference to god from the constitution and the national anthem (I'm referring to the Canadian ones by the way).
The French version:
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la
croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de
foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Translated for you Franctards:
O Canada!
Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.
As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,
So also is it ready to carry the
cross.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
Thy valour steeped in
faith
Will protect our homes and our rights
Will protect our homes and our rights
My suggested changes:
O Canada!
Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.
As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,
So also is it ready to carry the
beer.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
Thy valour steeped in
beer
Will protect our homes and our rights
Will protect our homes and our rights
This will result in:
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la
biere!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de
biere trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
This just may be the way to settle the sovereignty issue once and for all...
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do