Albirea wrote:
Arguments for the existence of God:
-Prime Mover argument: There has to be something that created everything. What made all the matter that expanded during the Big Bang?
Alternatively referred to as the celestial guy bowel movement theory
Albirea wrote:
-St. Anselm's ontological argument: God is the greatest thing that we know exists in our minds. Things that exist in reality and our minds are always greater than things that exist in our minds alone. Therefore, God exists in reality.
I always knew I was God
Albirea wrote:
-Watchmaker's argument: Everything is so ordered and perfect that it had to be the work of a creator.
Nobody even wears watches anymore. Checkmate
Albirea wrote:
Arguments against the existence of God (besides science):
-If God loves everyone, why do horrible things happen to innocent people for no reason?
Because... he loves them.
Albirea wrote:
-Paradox of omnipotence: Can God create something that destroys himself?
More importantly, could he create so much KFC chicken that the universe implodes in a delicious Big Crunch™?
Albirea wrote:
-The world isn't nearly as perfect as a true God would have intended it to be.
The world actually is perfect in the mind of God, we puny mortals need to quit our whining
Albirea wrote:
Believing without argument:
-Pascal's Wager: It is smarter to believe in God than not to, because if you do, you will be rewarded should your beliefs be true, but nothing will happen if there happens to be no God. (To which I say, "what if another religion is true?")
Exactly. Should one also believe in Hinduism, Bábism and Zoroastrianism, just to be safe?
Albirea wrote:
Also, there are many definitions to consider. What do people consider to be God? Is he a person? A being? A thing? If so, what is a thing, and what is a being? What exactly did he create? How much control does he have over things on Earth?
...And so on.
BLASPHEMY!! !
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You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do