The Ceasefire ~ The PPR Bar And Grill

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Flagg whacks everyone over the head with his paddle and walks Ragtime back over to the piano, leaving him a large bottle of scotch. On his way back to the counter he reminds everyone there is to be no fighting in the bar, otherwise you get to meet SHODAN in the backroom.

~ Flagg the Grumpy MD who keeps really scary crazy AI's in the back of the bar

Get me some of that grilled steak and chips, pronto!

*Quatermass grabs Flagg's Vicodin.*

Can you play cricket with that cane? I fancy myself a good bowler. Let's see if you're any good as a batsman.

*Throws the Vicodin bottle up and down in the air like a cricket ball.*

Whaddya say? Can you hit a six?

"Why not? I got a few hundred more bottles in the back. Serve that f****r up Aussie."

*Flagg attempts to get in a good position to whack the bottle with his cane*

"ready on this end"

'Here, toss us that bottle, and I'll give you a couple of leg-breaks'.

say TCO, polishing the bottle on his creams....

I gotta go. One of those scamps is running around my basement again.

*Quatermass flails the bottle at Flagg in an expert bowl...from a very decidedly unexpert throw that looks like a homicidal windmill....*

*Flagg whacks the bottle, sending into right into the back of The Chosen One's head by accident*

Now that's what I call a painkiller.

~ Flagg the Grumpy MD who is good at making bad jokes with stupid puns

Hmm, let me see that.

*Takes Flagg's cane.*

Hmmm. You don't want me to modify this? So it is collapsible, can conceal a DEW, a satellite phone, a fishing hook for sharks and good for electroshock therapy too?

*smiles sickly*

"Just put a cattle prod in it and get me satellite radio with it"

Optional for the cattle prod: backfire protection. Watch this customer who refused this strictly optional extra.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkIDhFsGUkY[/youtube]

The one with the prod could have gone as the halloween satsuma....