Joel Osteen Warns It Is Far Too Soon To Reopen The Bible
May 18th, 2020
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HOUSTON, TX—Prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen has warned the nation that it is far too soon for Christians to reopen their Bibles.
"We must continue our indefinite lockdown of the Bible," he said in a sermon Sunday. "If we open it up too soon, it could be a disaster. Just think: if people started reading their Bibles willy-nilly, they wouldn't believe what I have to say any longer. And my luxury cars aren't going to pay for themselves."
"Out of an abundance of caution, it's important that we keep our Bibles closed as long as possible."
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