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04 Sep 2014, 10:51 pm

Wow, so many people on this thread are going to burn in hell!

See you there! Well, except for TallyMan, it looks like you've been living by the Book.

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04 Sep 2014, 10:55 pm

Gonna be one hell of a BBQ,hope Satan has the beer cold.I was going to make a sexist comment on the temperature of the men there :twisted: ,but the devil told me to lay off.

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04 Sep 2014, 11:16 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Gonna be one hell of a BBQ,hope Satan has the beer cold.I was going to make a sexist comment on the temperature of the men there :twisted:

,but the devil told me to lay off.

I'll bring cold beer if you can help me find the Gay District! Perhaps you have a map I could borrow? :lol:

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04 Sep 2014, 11:50 pm

Nights_Like_These wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

Gonna be one hell of a BBQ,hope Satan has the beer cold.I was going to make a sexist comment on the temperature of the men there :twisted:

,but the devil told me to lay off.

I'll bring cold beer if you can help me find the Gay District! Perhaps you have a map I could borrow? :lol:

My map has the Gay District near Jesus' vacation cottage. Makes sense once you find out why 12 guys obsessively followed him around. (Coz he was hung like this

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04 Sep 2014, 11:53 pm

Hell has a thriving gay community,it's next to the artist district.You've just got to see the hot tubs the devil just installed.The best hot rock massages ever.All the floors have radiant heat,so no more cold feet.

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05 Sep 2014, 12:27 am

Misslizard wrote:

That's good as cold feet often runs rampant in the (closet) gay community. Sounds like hell has everything I need! Woot!

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05 Sep 2014, 12:29 am

Spectacles wrote:

My map has the Gay District near Jesus' vacation cottage. Makes sense once you find out why 12 guys obsessively followed him around. (Coz he was hung like this

I had a feeling I might see him there. lol Uh, I mean, he must have got lost trying to find the artist district.

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05 Sep 2014, 12:47 am

Jesus has returned but hes no longer Jewish but is catholic and speaks very little English and hangs out in front of Home Depot offering carpentry work! Nice guy though his wife makes killer tamales and he can turn water into tequila!

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05 Sep 2014, 2:57 am

If 'Caused" then is the 'cause' more likely non-random or random? If you say, "non-random" then you have rationalized a GOD as creator of the universe. See how easy that was. :wink:

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05 Sep 2014, 3:52 am

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05 Sep 2014, 6:14 am

Spectacles wrote:

Nights_Like_These wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

Gonna be one hell of a BBQ,hope Satan has the beer cold.I was going to make a sexist comment on the temperature of the men there :twisted:

,but the devil told me to lay off.

I'll bring cold beer if you can help me find the Gay District! Perhaps you have a map I could borrow? :lol:

My map has the Gay District near Jesus' vacation cottage. Makes sense once you find out why 12 guys obsessively followed him around. (Coz he was hung like this

12 guys running around in dresses and open towed shoes? Who could have guessed?

It adds a whole new meaning to "take, eat, this is my body".

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