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Was he gay?
Yes 35%  35%  [ 17 ]
no 37%  37%  [ 18 ]
not sure 29%  29%  [ 14 ]
Total votes : 49

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15 Apr 2008, 9:29 pm

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Jesus did kiss Judas in the Garden of Gethsemane.

There is no record of Jesus ever kissing a girl.



My guess was that was the first "Italian Kiss Of Death", if you know what I mean.
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15 Apr 2008, 9:35 pm

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Now -- it's fuggin' posts like yours that prevents me from letting my 8yr-old Aspie kid read WP

C.mon, MR_BOGAN, you can do better


I wish Mr Bongin' would do better. :roll:



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15 Apr 2008, 9:43 pm

All's I have to say is, good thing that savior stuff panned out, 'cuz I'm not so sure he would've made a career carpenter.

"I'm the Son of God!"

"Yeah, well right now, you're building my shed. Now get back to it, HAY-Zeus."


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16 Apr 2008, 3:32 pm

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Given that he though he was God I'd guess he was a Schizophrenic with a Messiah Complex. 8)


Funny you should say that. During his ministry, lots of people assumed he was crazy. Others thought he must be demonically possessed. And others believed took Jesus for his word, believing what He said.


People are gullible idiots. As far as I'm concerned anyone who honestly thinks that he or she is an incarnation of God belongs in a psych ward. If you talk to God you are praying. If God talks to you you are schizophrenic.


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16 Apr 2008, 4:27 pm

Two words: I WISH

And since the topic has come up, I highly doubt Jesus was a real figure. If he was, he was psychotic.

In addition, the whole idea of the "Final Judgement," etc., is very elitist. The notion that most of this world, even young African children who have never even heard of Christianity, would burn for eternity. However, the mass murderer who repents before he's put to death gets off scott-free? Completely unjust.


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16 Apr 2008, 5:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPUE9xpx ... re=related

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPUE9xpxjcc&feature=related[/youtube]



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17 Apr 2008, 5:43 am

While the Poll is ofcourse a little provocative, I think the basic problem here is the views of some Christians on homosexuality. Those thoughts are also the reason why this is so controversial. Christians who say it does not matter to me should be proud of themselves, because they can go against some of their society and still see what is important. I have not read the whole bible, but from the parts I read I believe Jesus would be quite ashamed of some Christians now.

Any Christian with any logic would not have a problem with homosexuals. When the bible was written a very important thing in this issue was not known: homosexuality is inborn (this is no point of discussion, but a scientific fact)! Combining this with the ideas from the bible that god is good and omnipotent, the next ideas come:

That means basically that God makes people gay, because he is omnipotent. If gays 'happen' by accident that will mean God is not omnipotent. This is not consistent with the bible.
Ofcourse there is the thought that God gives free will to people and that people are responsible for their deeds still. In that case if God is omnipotent and makes people gay, but will not allow them to be themselves, he is just Cruel. Since God is good it would be very strange if for this one point he will be cruel. People are cruel in his name though. Being good I also think he would not like that.



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17 Apr 2008, 6:10 pm

Isn't Jesus supposed to be 'all things to all people'?

If so then he's gay, straight, black, white, mormon, islamic, toaist, buddhist, marxist, jewish(duh), etc...

He likes puppies, hates briccoli and sleeps with sheep; enjoys long walks on the beach and tiramisou, but can't stand it when people take too long to check out at the grocery store.

I can go on and on and on...


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17 Apr 2008, 6:28 pm

Erm slowmutant, God doesn't exist, neither does santa or the sandman. It would be nice to believe the fairytale, but sorry I don't! Telling people their going to be judged. Look if thats your belief, you should really keep it to yourself. Where's your sense of humour? Over religiously people seem to be missing one!


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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=rs7NbgkgbQU[/youtube]



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17 Apr 2008, 6:39 pm

:lol:



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17 Apr 2008, 6:54 pm

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Guys I just got back from Israel and they just uncovered a painting Paul did of Jesus and Judas.

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Yeah, he liked them big n' black.



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17 Apr 2008, 7:02 pm

Mr Bogan, is Jesus smokin enough for you??



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17 Apr 2008, 7:14 pm

Yeah jesus is looking good.


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17 Apr 2008, 7:22 pm

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Yeah jesus is looking good.

He reminds me of Anthony Keitus in that picture..

BTW nice video; i think you should share..

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17 Apr 2008, 7:27 pm

I don't like how he gets hit by a bus though. :?

Yeah ok, why not.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7odhjyKpVE&feature=related[/youtube]

Sorry to everybody I have offended, but this you tube seriously cracks me up. :lol:


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17 Apr 2008, 10:09 pm

You might as well just change the poll options to "that's blasphemous" and "pissing off christians is fun" :roll: