Jesus was ....

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Indeed.

...... a few loafs short of a feast.

.... a long haired, sandal wairing hippy, too lazy to work for a living.

eamonn

Just making sure as I said I had to ask.

... the world's first communist and hippy!

Messiah, Son of God, Wonderful, Counselor, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace, Alpha and Omega, Son of David, Lion of Judah, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Savior

If anyone can find any more names for Jesus from the Bible, please add them.

.. a very naughty boy!

.... a troll, indeed a pioneer in the art of trolling, trolling millions into believing (as well as arguing and fighting over) that he was the son of god thousands of years after his death.

Jesus was a drug addict, proberally weed or somthing else at the time

I sincerely believe they tacked the old Testiment onto the New testiment only to keep Christs teachings from being confused with Buddhism..

Palistine was at the cross roads of the old Silk Road, and Buddhism had been spreading for 500 years at the time, certianly it came from India down the Silk Road to Jesus... the teachings of unconditional tollerance, compassion, love and not doing anything to aquire Bad Karma is enterchangeable between the Buddha and Christ.

the Bible has been rewritten about 8 time by the political authoritian church to centralize power and keep the followers a flock of sheep. the teachings of Jesus were in Aramiac/spl? which was a language based on Metaphore and parable. it was not something that could be translated into Greek, and what might have been left was lost when it was then translated into Latin then English.

the Early Church wasnt going to leave anything in the Bible that would lead a follower to think salvation was a "personal" thing.. and that Jesus was a just working stiff in a non union shop just like the rest of us.. who had been enlightened and dedicated his life to fighting the injustice to the common man perpatrated by the Corporate Fascist elete yellow running dog capitalists.