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monty
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22 Apr 2009, 10:05 am

Thanks, that makes me feel better about myself. I will walk around expecting people to bow to me and offer up gold and chocolate beverages.



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25 Apr 2009, 9:24 pm

Sand wrote:
Actually she is a cyborg created in an Israeli laboratory out of seventeen toothbrushes with medium bristles, a spaghetti spoon, twelve bottles of rather strong relish, and a dead duck billed platypus (which was very difficult to obtain). Whether or not she is Jewish is under severe debate by the High Rabbi and a bunch of low rabbis since she officially has no mother and cannot qualify under the usual standards. It is reasonably sure she is not circumcised.


Sand, perhaps you would be interested in this thread:
Post something bizarre about the person above you



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25 Apr 2009, 11:44 pm

nansnick wrote:
Sand wrote:
Actually she is a cyborg created in an Israeli laboratory out of seventeen toothbrushes with medium bristles, a spaghetti spoon, twelve bottles of rather strong relish, and a dead duck billed platypus (which was very difficult to obtain). Whether or not she is Jewish is under severe debate by the High Rabbi and a bunch of low rabbis since she officially has no mother and cannot qualify under the usual standards. It is reasonably sure she is not circumcised.


Sand, perhaps you would be interested in this thread:
Post something bizarre about the person above you


Thanks for the invitation but the comments seem so wild I doubt I could compete. I really did like the graphic showing a walk-around tesseract. I am an old guy with one foot in the grave and the other in my mouth so I don't have a leg to stand on.



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03 May 2009, 10:47 am

Sand wrote:
There are many Jews that were not famous.


Oh yeah? Name one!



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03 May 2009, 10:56 am

For those of you with genuine Heather obsessions, here is her MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/hkmodel

She is apparently in a relationship, and presently doing some Spring cleaning.

She writes: "Heather K. Would LOVE to know why people want to pretend to be her.... seriously its kind of creepy."

Well? Is there anyone here who wants to pretend to be her? If so, please explain why.