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Probably George Carlin or Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.


New Rule: The next poster must state somthing that they would like to happen to both someone they hate, and someone they they love. (it has to be the same thing)

I invoke the parakeet's permission concerning stinky rules in an effort to keep this thread alive, and alter the current rule to: The next poster must state somthing that they would like to happen to someone they love.

I would like for someone I love to have a wonderful day free of stress.

New Rule: The next poster must post a youtube video which is truly funny and not longer than two minutes and thirty seconds.

This one is only 22 seconds.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZqcT66Fkzw[/youtube]
Ah, the greatest chess player ever embarrassing himself in front of the young Indian upstart. The look on his face when he realizes he's blundered is priceless.

New Rule: The next poster must break at least one WP rule. Bonus points for breaking more than three.

AG deleted it because it went beyond the realms that seemed appropriate.

Well, I personally insulted you, I brought up a banned member, I used very strong language in my insult, and I attacked a person who was not on this site. So, given that there were 3 official rules, and posting specifications. I violated 4 by violating the 3 rules, and a posting specification, which is the only way that one could get those extra points.

Kittens are better boiled in milk laced with catnip.

But it was funny! Meh, you should have used the color trick to bypass the swear filter for a legitimate "strong language" violation.

You didn't make a new rule, so I will say: soggy kittens are gross, they are better strangled and then eaten raw.

New Rule: Whatever your next rule is, edit it later so that the poster after you is no longer in compliance with it.

I add a small twist to the current new rule.

New Rule: The next post must contain a sentence written in the current color of the iris in my avatar.

Do you mean synesthetically in your iris color or actually using the color switch function?

Anyways, I looked through today's BBC articles and found a blue sentence (synesthetically) which I will now copy in blue text. Voting passed peacefully, despite fears of violence which could have harmed the small, south-east European country's ambitions to join the European Union and Nato.

Obviously you are planning on changing the iris color in your avatar rather than editing your post and changing your rule, which eliminates a clever bit of trickery I had planned, but oh well.

New rule: post a red sequence of numbers.

0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 10 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 ...................................

New Rule: Next poster must write in reverse order replacing vocals with numbers.

.der ton era srebmun ruoy ,eulbneerG

.der yllacitehtsenys si taht srebmun fo ecneuqes a esoohc tsum retsop txen ehT

0, 1, 2, 4, 6, 10, 12, 16, 18, 22, 28


The next poster must not use nouns in their first sentence.

Rules of non-engagement topic

Go.

New rule: Revert to following the OP's rules. (Getting dizzy )

Order in the thread! topic

We already had reverted to those rules, sartresue.

New rule: Attempt to mimic the above poster's typical writing/posting style.

Reversion revision topic

Too dizzy. I will leave it to you young people,

New rule: Caution this thread may cause dizziness, confusion and mental torpor.

Caution and Dramamine have been taken to avoid dizziness, confusion and mental torpor.

New Rule: The next poster must follow Orwell's old rule so I can see what short of trickery I could have possibly ruined. Whatever your next rule is, edit it later so that the poster after you is no longer in compliance with it.

Well, my trickery depended upon it being my edit-rule that was followed. I'll try again later and perhaps then it will work better.

In any case, I still must follow the rule you posted, so new rule: the next poster must not use the passive voice in their post, including for their new rule.

It is apparent that Orwell's last rule was an order to use the passive voice. In accordance to this rule, this post is in a passive tone throughout, or at least an attempt to be passive has been made.

New Rule: The new rule happens to be that the next poster shall make fun of Orwell for being unlike the author George Orwell.