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21 Jan 2013, 1:16 pm

^^^^^^Cookie dough is fattening,men are not and cardio workouts with a man are a good way to burn calories,keep warm and boost immune system.And cookie dough is sticky and I don't do sticky.And men don't give you cavities,they fill them :twisted:
And I wish something hard would wake me up :cry:


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21 Jan 2013, 1:24 pm

Well, it looks like some of the ladies still have an appreciation for men.

But, women can entertain each other to no end with those strap-on thingies. With a man, the ride can end quickly and abruptly.



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21 Jan 2013, 1:30 pm

Uh,Viagra???


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21 Jan 2013, 1:38 pm

Man, cookies are definitely easy to fall in love with! Not the dough, the COOKIES!



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21 Jan 2013, 1:42 pm

Do they have nuts?


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21 Jan 2013, 4:56 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Do they have nuts?
I have two! :lol:


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21 Jan 2013, 4:59 pm

I like nuts,used to crack pecans with my teeth,HA,I do not do that anymore for the record.


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22 Jan 2013, 4:40 am

Boy toys!


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22 Jan 2013, 11:07 am

Works for me :twisted:


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22 Jan 2013, 11:52 am

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Man, cookies are definitely easy to fall in love with! Not the dough, the COOKIES!


Cant play Star Wars with cookies.
And cookies cannot hug. :(



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22 Jan 2013, 12:01 pm

Schneekugel wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Man, cookies are definitely easy to fall in love with! Not the dough, the COOKIES!


Cant play Star Wars with cookies.
And cookies cannot hug. :(


Very very true about Star Wars! Have yet to meet a cookie that will play any kind of games unless it's just to see how many cookies I can eat at one time.

The cookie equivalent of a hug is wonderful and satisfying it is eating them!



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25 Jan 2013, 8:24 pm

With the rise of the belief that there's no inherent differences between the sexes, social standards are slowly shifting towards being on the level of women. The result of which is that men are now discouraged from adopting notions of honesty, honourable behaviour, and restraint -- all the while being encouraged to adopt a feminised values; and while historically the culture encouraged women to adopt some unique virtues, now the idea of total liberation means that anything a women desires is revered. Hence everyone is encouraged to adopt hedonism, dishonesty, and manipulation.

A friend of mine got a job in an office supplies company. In most jobs, he'd worked in a predominately male-run workplace; he'd enjoyed it. However, 75% of his co-workers were women and his manager was a woman. Her manager was a flamboyant, effeminate homosexual. Previous workplace culture had taught my friend to openly discuss improvements to productivity and places for improvement with management; a lot of the time in the past they'd considered his suggestions heavily. The office was a hive of manipulation, gossip, and backstabbing; and a lot of his co-workers were procrastinating. He spoke to his manager about this, holding that the entire operation was leaky at best. He was sacked the week afterwards; his manager had held he'd tried to incite a negative environment for her, and she disliked confrontation. She didn't even serve him his papers; her boss came along and made my friend pack his desk.

An anecdotal argument, and potentially misrepresentative of the true case, but it does illustrate some of the differences between the sexes and the problems caused by a culture which has little notion of shame.



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26 Jan 2013, 5:52 pm

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0L3ik9fp-M[/youtube]

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Men and Masculinity are being marginalised. Manly virtues are laughed at, even considered dysfunctional. Men are being edged out of the family, the workplace and wider society as the game of life is increasingly played by women's rules; success and failure measured by women's criteria....

...In a stable, relatively law-abiding 21st century society, man is not needed as a protector. In a Welfare State in which most women work, he is not needed as a breadwinner. And with sperm banks, IVF and same-sex marriages, what is the point of it? Will there come a time when he isn't needed at all?

Man is becoming redundant. An optional extra rather like metallic paint on a car, or grated chocolate on your capucchino.....


So, what use are men to modern society?

I suppose that being an optional extra, like grated chocolate on your capucchino, isn't so bad. At least we aren't being equated to turds.



Oh, cum now isn't it obvious what men are for?

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26 Jan 2013, 6:09 pm

:lmao: ^^^^


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26 Jan 2013, 6:13 pm

Physical pleasure when batteries run out and when cucumbers are out of season!


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