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calandale
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07 Apr 2007, 2:58 pm

Please don't spam, just because you dislike a topic.

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07 Apr 2007, 4:54 pm

calandale wrote:

Please don't spam, just because you dislike a topic.

i think he was implying my earlier post about the chewbacca defense.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU-tZy3NIS4[/youtube]

it does not make sense.

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07 Apr 2007, 5:39 pm

Ooops. :oops:

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07 Apr 2007, 8:02 pm

Well, Skafather84,
You are trying to distract me from the topic of this thread, "exorcism" by numerous, repeated accusations. I understand that this topic is a direct attack on your master's kingdom. Too bad. I will continue to pray for anyone who works or conspires against me.

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07 Apr 2007, 8:09 pm

...I think The Great Cat God needs to exorcise you!

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07 Apr 2007, 8:36 pm

Satan has been effective in attacking the church by infiltration. Two kinds of people carry a Bible and say "Praise the Lord!" Honest Christians and Satan's liars. In the Bible, the book of Jude is all about the church being infiltrated. The book of Revelations also refers to churches having false prophets as leaders. Jesus said there would be wolves in sheep's clothing entering the church.

What to do about them? I am offering prayers and deliverance for the church property and everyone who steps on it that week. One obvious plant in the church I go to is suffering mental and physical breakdown from divine blessing because he refuses to abandon his occult habits. His occult operations don't have effect anymore. At the same time, an employee of the church is secretly into shamanism. I can feel her influence on the pastors. She is starting to feel anxious. I secretly went into her office and blessed it all. She has since moved out of that office; she doesn't have another office to go to, but she is out of that one. Neither can say anything because I have been nice to both.

Another way in is to capture a Christian with spells and marry them. The Christian spouse gives the occultist cover and legitimacy in the church. The occultist can start cursing the prominent Christians from inside the church. I can't rescue the Christian, but I can make things spiritually uncomfortable enough that he will take his Christian wife and leave.

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07 Apr 2007, 9:00 pm

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one thing i don't get here....how can you cast judgement on so many different people and call yourself a christian?

jesus would pray that you stop condemning others and pray that you get help for your paranoid delusions.

seriously....i think you need professional help....you seem to cast everyone around you into the light of being posessed, a witch, a shaman, or otherwise in the devil's service because they do not reflect what you see as the correct path. it's not healthy and it's not healthy for those whom you've convinced that your paranoia is reality.

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07 Apr 2007, 10:32 pm

skafather84 wrote:

TimT wrote:

Aye

Paranoid Schoizophernia is the most likley canidate.

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08 Apr 2007, 11:34 am

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Once again, ditto. Interesting that a Satanist would put on a Humanist mask! Still praying for you.

The divine gifts of the Holy Spirit are available to any Christian who prays for them. Most of them are informational gifts: Word of knowledge, Word of Wisdom, Prophecy, Discerning of Spirits and the combo gift of Tongues & the Interpretation of Tongues. I've had Word of Knowledge most of my Christian life. I got it by praying to Jesus Christ of Nazareth for it.

Satan, as you know, offers similar gifts through his demons. However, demonic gifts can be jammed by a Christian.

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08 Apr 2007, 12:23 pm

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has anyone here witnessed an exorcism before? and what do you think of exorcisms.

Sounds pretty stupid to me. Sorry.

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08 Apr 2007, 12:51 pm

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Satan, as you know, offers similar gifts through his demons. However, demonic gifts can be jammed by a Christian.

Dude. You need a vacation and some sun. Further, I suggest you start carrying some mints around with you and popping one anytime you start feeling this way: the Ca2+ ions released by the stimulation of the menthol receptors will cause your central nervous system to produce more glutamine, which should help you to reorient yourself and clear your head. It might also help you to avoid products that could introduce psychotropic substances into your system, including but not limited to chamomile, wheat gluten, and casein from dairy. For now, just take a warm shower, and think calm, soothing thoughts. Calm...soothing...thoughts.

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08 Apr 2007, 2:30 pm

if you are in a circle of people who believe this stuff and have low self steem together with self hatred and you do things which other people tell you is always wrong, you can work your way up to believe you are possesed and then become all crazy and weird.
there is no magic in this world,exorsism is a myth.
another way to scare people so they become better servants of the church and religious institutes which live off the people's ignorance.

i do believe in evil forces which whisper bad thoughts into us,that we cant see,yeah,but not the exorcist way.

peace

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08 Apr 2007, 4:25 pm

Griff wrote:

You need a vacation and some sun. Further, I suggest you start carrying some mints around with you and popping one anytime you start feeling this way: the Ca2+ ions released by the stimulation of the menthol receptors will cause your central nervous system to produce more glutamine, which should help you to reorient yourself and clear your head. For now, just take a warm shower, and think calm, soothing thoughts. Calm...soothing...thoughts.

Yeah, it all sounds crazy to someone who hasn't ever seen it. Reminds me of a time before I was a Christian, reading a Bible in a bus station. This old lady came up to me and asked the obvious, "Say, Isn't that a Bible?" I said yes. She started off, "Isn't the love of Jesus something glorious! Did you know, I'm one year old!" I was thinking like you're thinking, "Gotta agree with her, humor her, so she doesn't go off her rocker right here and now!" After I became a Christian (inspite of her), I realized she was just talking Christian jargon, thinking I was a Christian.

But really, I've gone about as far as I can on this topic without disclosing information that would be useful to the darkside. The Satanists fully know what I have been talking about so far, despite their protestations. Even on my website, orderofsaintpatrick.org, I've pulled my punches.

My wife & I are on permanent vacation -- retirement. My main interests are evangelism and physical healing. I'm involved in about seven groups of Normals and one group of Aspergers. I've helped six pastors with various strange, intractable problems. I drive a Salvation Army canteen whenever they need it. Thanks for your concern.

I'll see you-all on the forum threads!

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08 Apr 2007, 4:36 pm

TimT wrote:

Griff wrote:

Just because you see something with your eyes doesn't make it true.

I thought I was playing chess with Nietzche one night.

Then the next night it was Franz Marc.

Does that mean it happened?

No.

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08 Apr 2007, 4:38 pm

TimT is possessed with a demon that mimics Christians... it's the perfect cover.

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08 Apr 2007, 5:12 pm

TimT wrote:

:lol: Yeah, it all sounds crazy to someone who hasn't ever seen it.

Try the mints anyway. Clears out the cobwebs when your brain's feeling claustrophobic.

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Reminds me of a time before I was a Christian, reading a Bible in a bus station. This old lady came up to me and asked the obvious, "Say, Isn't that a Bible?" I said yes. She started off, "Isn't the love of Jesus something glorious! Did you know, I'm one year old!" I was thinking like you're thinking, "Gotta agree with her, humor her, so she doesn't go off her rocker right here and now!" After I became a Christian (inspite of her), I realized she was just talking Christian jargon, thinking I was a Christian.

I tend to prefer the company of crazy people. I find them to be pleasant and sincere. They warm a place.

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But really, I've gone about as far as I can on this topic without disclosing information that would be useful to the darkside. The Satanists fully know what I have been talking about so far, despite their protestations. Even on my website, orderofsaintpatrick.org, I've pulled my punches.

Whatever. In addition to the mints, try some deep breathing exercises as well.

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My wife & I are on permanent vacation -- retirement.

Congratulations. A lot of people in this day and age don't get this luxury.

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My main interests are evangelism and physical healing.

Evangelism? Well, that puts us a bit at odds, then. See my thoughts on ASPER's thread.

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I drive a Salvation Army canteen whenever they need it.

My other and I prefer assisting people by helping them to build up mutually supportive social networks. It tends to be more permanent and far-reaching, especially when you get a snowball-fission effect.

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