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01 Jul 2018, 8:06 pm

The reason communism has "always failed" is because the rich capitalist elite have made sure that it failed by causing all communist countries to fall! Then, they claim that communism is a failure just to further their own point and remain in power!


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01 Jul 2018, 9:52 pm

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According to some autism was an accidental by product of hideous experiments conducted by the C.I.A. to "create human-dolphin hybrids".

When I was a kid, I had problems putting a cup to my mouth and drinking without getting it all down my chin. After watching for what I was doing wrong, my Mum's diagnosis was that I was doing "dolphin lips". Maybe there's something she wasn't telling me?! 8O :lol:

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02 Jul 2018, 12:57 am

Conspiracy theorists of the world unite!!


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02 Jul 2018, 2:28 am

ASPartOfMe wrote:
Conspiracy theorists of the world unite!!


I knew it!

ALL...of you conspiracy theorists are all....conspiring with each other...to gaslight the rest of us into believing in your fake conspiracy theories, so we will be blind to ….the REAL conspiracies!



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02 Jul 2018, 2:31 am

naturalplastic wrote:
ASPartOfMe wrote:
Conspiracy theorists of the world unite!!


I knew it!

ALL...of you conspiracy theorists are all....conspiring with each other...to gaslight the rest of us into believing in your fake conspiracy theories, so we will be blind to ….the REAL conspiracies!


NO! NO!

Wait!

Its that all of you conspiracy theorists conspire to make us NOT believe you. You conspire to make conspiracy theories look crazy. So conspiracy theorists get discredited. So we all disbelieve in the real conspiracies. That's how you guys work!



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02 Jul 2018, 6:19 pm

This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.



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02 Jul 2018, 6:21 pm

This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.



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03 Jul 2018, 2:33 pm

Overall, I find conspiracy theories to be hilarious because they are usually so absurdly wrong. Some of the conspiracy theories involving "international Jewry" are absurdly wrong … on many levels.

"Jews literally worship the Devil and promote atheism! They are responsible for both communism and capitalism."

People on other sites have literally told me that. It's just funny to me, so I troll them for sport.

They might as well say "Mars is too cold and Venus is too hot, but Venus is secretly Mars. The planets that are not the earth are all in cahoots!"


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03 Jul 2018, 7:34 pm

Flat Earthers are right; the concept is gravity has always been a hoax and Australia doesn't exist at all. :lol:


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04 Jul 2018, 5:44 am

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Flat Earthers are right; the concept is gravity has always been a hoax and Australia doesn't exist at all. :lol:



That's my favorite of the latest fad conspiracy theories.

Sorry B9, YellowTamarind,AussieBloke, etc. The land you're standing on doesn't exist!

Australia doesn't exist. It was made up to bolster...the LIE that the earth is globe shaped! You sheeple buy into the existence of "the land down under" when we all know that there is no "down under" because the earth is flat! :evil:



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04 Jul 2018, 7:38 am

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04 Jul 2018, 3:37 pm

Spectral Aurtist wrote:
This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.

LMAO. Does that mean autistic people are secretly cows?


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04 Jul 2018, 10:00 pm

Child of the Universe wrote:
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This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.

LMAO. Does that mean autistic people are secretly cows?



Who would you hire to design a covert social engineering system, with a eugenic agenda to keep autistics calm and get them all in one place? Are you implying that Temple Grandin's abilities are limited to cows?

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05 Jul 2018, 3:03 am

Spectral Aurtist wrote:
Child of the Universe wrote:
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This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.

LMAO. Does that mean autistic people are secretly cows?



Who would you hire to design a covert social engineering system, with a eugenic agenda to keep autistics calm and get them all in one place? Are you implying that Temple Grandin's abilities are limited to cows?

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Oh! :o I didn't realise Temple Grandin and the cow whisperer were the same person.


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05 Jul 2018, 3:07 am

Spectral Aurtist wrote:
Child of the Universe wrote:
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This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.

LMAO. Does that mean autistic people are secretly cows?



Who would you hire to design a covert social engineering system, with a eugenic agenda to keep autistics calm and get them all in one place? Are you implying that Temple Grandin's abilities are limited to cows?

:wink:


Apparently she did attend a pro cure conference. Maybe this one isn’t so far fetched after all.....


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05 Jul 2018, 2:43 pm

Spectral Aurtist wrote:
This entire site was designed by Temple Grandin to keep us all calm and get us all into one place so that the "Cure" can be deployed.


8O

I see where you're going with this.

Maybe they will invite us all to a "party" hosted by Dj Temple Grandin at the turntables. The event will be billed as "the Vinyl Solution".