I'm not a Canadian, I'm a space alien whom I just know my Earth parents found in a space capsule in Canada.
I still have a hard time understanding why all Canadians are supposed to love hockey and curling, drink beer, and worship the earth animal known as a moose. I have nothing against moose, I like them. Especially the animated one called Bullwinkle.
I do apologize a lot, but I pronounce "sorry" the same way Americans do. I also have to remember that it's "zed", not "zee", even though it ruins the Earth Alphabet song by not rhyming.
However, I think of all the countries to end up lost on Earth, Canada is the best one.