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ArrantPariah
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08 Jan 2014, 11:18 am

Misslizard wrote:
The under bridge dweller smells fresh meat.


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08 Jan 2014, 11:35 am

^^I always suspected that you like to eat women.


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08 Jan 2014, 11:38 am

Anyhow, the individual whose New Testament musings served as the basis for sexual ethos in the West during the past couple of millennia is Paul.

Ephesians 5 wrote:
Wives, submit yourselves to your husbands as to the Lord. For a husband has authority over his wife just as Christ has authority over the church; and Christ is himself the Savior of the church, his body. And so wives must submit themselves completely to their husbands just as the church submits itself to Christ.


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1 Corinthians 6 wrote:
You know that your bodies are parts of the body of Christ. Shall I take a part of Christ's body and make it part of the body of a prostitute? Impossible! Or perhaps you don't know that the man who joins his body to a prostitute becomes physically one with her? The scripture says quite plainly, “The two will become one body.” But he who joins himself to the Lord becomes spiritually one with him.

Avoid immorality. Any other sin a man commits does not affect his body; but the man who is guilty of sexual immorality sins against his own body. Don't you know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and who was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourselves but to God; he bought you for a price. So use your bodies for God's glory.



In Old Testament times:

Genesis 38 wrote:
Someone told Tamar that her father-in-law was going to Timnah to shear his sheep. So she changed from the widow's clothes she had been wearing, covered her face with a veil, and sat down at the entrance to Enaim, a town on the road to Timnah. As she well knew, Judah's youngest son Shelah was now grown up, and yet she had not been given to him in marriage.

When Judah saw her, he thought that she was a prostitute, because she had her face covered. He went over to her at the side of the road and said, “All right, how much do you charge?”


Joshua 2 wrote:
Then Joshua sent two spies from the camp at Acacia with orders to go and secretly explore the land of Canaan, especially the city of Jericho. When they came to the city, they went to spend the night in the house of a prostitute named Rahab.


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Proverbs 6 wrote:
A man can hire a prostitute for the price of a loaf of bread.


hiring an executive ejaculatory administrator was a perfectly legitimate means of seeking refreshment.

Paul turned that all around with a few strokes of his pen. A man can no longer hire the services of a professional executive ejaculatory administrator. Instead, his wife is obliged to submit herself completely to him, and to serve as his sole source of sexual gratification.

1 Corinthians 7 wrote:
It is better to marry than to burn.



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08 Jan 2014, 11:47 am

I don't think I'd want a pro that was as cheap as a loaf of bread.That would be about three dollars for a good loaf.


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08 Jan 2014, 11:51 am

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I don't think I'd want a pro that was as cheap as a loaf of bread.That would be about three dollars for a good loaf.


Well, in some countries, the going rate is about that.

Making prostitution illegal raises the risk and also the market price.



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08 Jan 2014, 12:16 pm

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I don't think I'd want a pro that was as cheap as a loaf of bread.That would be about three dollars for a good loaf.


For Westerners, food represents such a small percentage of income that it skews our perceptions.



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08 Jan 2014, 1:16 pm

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^^I always suspected that you like to eat women.


me too..

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08 Jan 2014, 2:19 pm

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Excuse me. What are you suggesting with your comments? Your first comment leads me to believe that you are of the opinion that women do not enjoy or expect sex and are in fact just live sex toys. Is this what you believe?

Your second comment is wildly inappropriate and downright rude and presumptuous. I expect you to apologise.


Welcome to the PPR Section of WrongPlanet. :P

Very well. I sincerely apologize.


Did not realise PPR stood for Pointless Petty Rants :roll:

Apology accepted. Don't do it again.



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08 Jan 2014, 2:21 pm

puddingmouse wrote:
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And menopause is a good twenty years away for me. It's worth me giving heterosexuality a go in this relationship even if things might change at some point (especially if it's one in the distant future like that.) And like I said, I wouldn't exactly kill him if he had an affair - especially when I get older.


Suppose he wants a younger woman at that point?


Then he can go and get one? If she's much younger, my pride will probably be hurt and I might want to break up with him, but that's not the end of the world or a reason to not have a relationship in the first place.
Women do it to men as well. My ex fiance cheated on me with someone 25 years older when we were both 21.


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08 Jan 2014, 2:32 pm

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Women do it to men as well. My ex fiance cheated on me with someone 25 years older when we were both 21.


:cry: Is age relevant to the crime?



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08 Jan 2014, 2:57 pm

leafplant wrote:
ArrantPariah wrote:
leafplant wrote:
Excuse me. What are you suggesting with your comments? Your first comment leads me to believe that you are of the opinion that women do not enjoy or expect sex and are in fact just live sex toys. Is this what you believe?

Your second comment is wildly inappropriate and downright rude and presumptuous. I expect you to apologise.


Welcome to the PPR Section of WrongPlanet. :P

Very well. I sincerely apologize.


Did not realise PPR stood for Pointless Petty Rants :roll:

Apology accepted. Don't do it again.


:hail: OMG you got AP to apologize. your awesome leafplant


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08 Jan 2014, 3:03 pm

salamandaqwerty wrote:
leafplant wrote:
ArrantPariah wrote:
leafplant wrote:
Excuse me. What are you suggesting with your comments? Your first comment leads me to believe that you are of the opinion that women do not enjoy or expect sex and are in fact just live sex toys. Is this what you believe?

Your second comment is wildly inappropriate and downright rude and presumptuous. I expect you to apologise.


Welcome to the PPR Section of WrongPlanet. :P

Very well. I sincerely apologize.


Did not realise PPR stood for Pointless Petty Rants :roll:

Apology accepted. Don't do it again.


:hail: OMG you got AP to apologize. your awesome leafplant


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09 Jan 2014, 10:36 am

salamandaqwerty wrote:
leafplant wrote:
ArrantPariah wrote:
leafplant wrote:
Excuse me. What are you suggesting with your comments? Your first comment leads me to believe that you are of the opinion that women do not enjoy or expect sex and are in fact just live sex toys. Is this what you believe?

Your second comment is wildly inappropriate and downright rude and presumptuous. I expect you to apologise.


Welcome to the PPR Section of WrongPlanet. :P

Very well. I sincerely apologize.


Did not realise PPR stood for Pointless Petty Rants :roll:

Apology accepted. Don't do it again.


:hail: OMG you got AP to apologize. your awesome leafplant


I'm dumbfounded, too. She must possess some sort of mysterious and inexplicable power over me.



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09 Jan 2014, 10:38 am

Anyway, prostitution exists outside of our species, too.

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09 Jan 2014, 12:21 pm

Another interesting thing about Paul. He was very proud of his own asexuality, which he regarded as a gift. Concerning married couples, he wrote

1 Corinthians 7 wrote:
A man does well not to marry. But because there is so much immorality, every man should have his own wife, and every woman should have her own husband. A man should fulfill his duty as a husband, and a woman should fulfill her duty as a wife, and each should satisfy the other's needs.....Do not deny yourselves to each other, unless you first agree to do so for a while in order to spend your time in prayer; but then resume normal marital relations. In this way you will be kept from giving in to Satan's temptation because of your lack of self-control.


You're not supposed to stop humping, unless you've agreed to stop and pray for a while, and then get back to humping.

Being asexual, he must have had a rather unrealistic view of married life. Either that, or the guys were all as well endowed as Ron Jeremy back in Biblical times.



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09 Jan 2014, 1:34 pm

ArrantPariah wrote:
Another interesting thing about Paul. He was very proud of his own asexuality, which he regarded as a gift. Concerning married couples, he wrote

1 Corinthians 7 wrote:
A man does well not to marry. But because there is so much immorality, every man should have his own wife, and every woman should have her own husband. A man should fulfill his duty as a husband, and a woman should fulfill her duty as a wife, and each should satisfy the other's needs.....Do not deny yourselves to each other, unless you first agree to do so for a while in order to spend your time in prayer; but then resume normal marital relations. In this way you will be kept from giving in to Satan's temptation because of your lack of self-control.


You're not supposed to stop humping, unless you've agreed to stop and pray for a while, and then get back to humping.

Being asexual, he must have had a rather unrealistic view of married life. Either that, or the guys were all as well endowed as Ron Jeremy back in Biblical times.


Hmm..well while some men may be impressed with the size of Ron's tool...

It's a little more than a tool..that makes a woman willing...

But i guess..that's just my experience..from delving into the female mind..before i got married at 29...

There were thousands.. literally thousands i delved in..

And yes..i do mean the mind...

haha

hehe...HE

Butt..with that said..

YaH..BUTT
eyes..LEGS..chest..and all of that.

Is where a woman..more usually looks..

In REAL LIFE ..ANYWAY..

NOT SOME PORN FANTASY.....

SERIOUSLY most women think Ron Jeremy's kinda gross...

Interesting though how many men are fascinated by the size of his...

TOOL

i've got some theories about that too..human biology..behavior modification...

Is part of that2.....

Basically any person can potentially get attracted to whatever they beat off to the most....

Particularly

men...
if ya get my drift........

Visually and all of that..........

Women tick differently..most of them...

any WAY....any HOW...

they do it...or think about it.................................

2
(just trying to get the angle right there ..the pyramid..
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and alL of that)


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