Fun: Make your own conspiracy theory.

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Barney the Purple Dinosaur is really just a front for the Teletubbies to control our kids. Those happy kids that are with Barney? Yeah, they're brainwashed. And that baby in the Teletubbies' sun is behind it all.

Church of Satan leader, Anton LeVay, isn't really dead. He's actually evangelist Franklin Graham wearing a Billy Graham mask.

I like this one.

Homosexuals have taken the rainbow as their own so that with people associating it with them now, they can find the pot of gold at the end of it unopposed now that everyone has forgotten about it.

Anyone who has eaten devil's food cake, deviled ham, or deviled eggs has sold their soul to Satan!

And pizza, too! The bubbling hot cheese and red sauce are like that of the fiery pits of hell itself!

And let's no forget sandwiches, because of the "witch" sound in their name! Nothing but black magic and satanism tucked between two golden slices of the devil's bread!

Scientists are secretly plotting to turn all humans gay! That's why they named modern humans *homo* sapiens!

All you paranoid people want me dead! I know you do, I see you lurking around everywhere I go, drinking your aborted fetus juice and eating your fried gay frogs legs disguised as chicken wings! And you think I use too many exclamation points!!