You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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I agree. Joan Rivers looks better.

BAM! Right for the jugular! I forgot about all the 'servicing' going on. Nice one!

- You claim being homosexual is wrong, yet sexually harass your interns of the same sex.

- You claim to be a reporter, but you're really a gay prostitute and posing as a reporter, lobbing softball questions for FOX news.

- Your party becomes a fundamental metaphor whose every action seems to be rooted in hypocrisy and deceit.

You think Mike Huckabee or Mitt Romney is God.

notice they hid her adam's apple. . .

You may be a right-wing nut job when you correlate autism to homosexuality.

you might be a right wing nut job to correlate homosexuality to bestiality.

You're the president and you think God actually told you to invade Iraq.

You can fly with only a right wing topic

(One handed applause here.)

Answer:When you realize you are not a left wing nut job.

I have noticed that none of the more conservative WP posters have contributed, though I am not sure why.

Extremes of any religion, politics and philosophy are counterproductive, but they are interesting, and I like to read what others say. Better to identify the devil you know.

You know you are a right wing nut job when
you reject laws allowing abortion.

I have always thought if you don't believe in abortion, don't get one.

...when you think that Rush Limbaugh really is not only heterosexual, but capable of a natural erection.

When you make quotation symbols in the air when discussing the validity of autism's existence.
Real life example was Sharon Angle.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

* You think Obama is left wing.

* You swear you tolerate other religious, but you are in fact a Christian racist that sees secularism as "an atheist take over". And thinks religion should be taught at schools yet are hypocritical enough to say with a straight face that you support religious freedom. You think other religions are terrorists and are blind to your own radical nuttiness.



* You believe that everybody that does not share your right extremist views are enemies that are against people owing a company and are communist Castro fans.



* You have so much doubts about the origin of your own wealth that you feel the need to repeat that it wasn't because of sheer luck that you got it. You miss how the fact that you were educated and you work is a result of luck. You believe that in order for the status quo to stay people have to buy your BS.


* You actually believe people will buy this.

When you think the rich are rich because they're being rewarded by God, while the poor are poor because they're being punished.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

JohnnyCarcinogen wrote:

Throw “it’s for the children, the poor little children” into just about anything including methadone clinics and all the sudden anyone opposed is a nazi.



Actually, I think the patriot act is nothing more than a kneejerk reaction to something that should have been quashed decades ago.


Of course they are a danger! Do you want me to get you some figures on how many of them get busted for felonies in this country? By illegal alien we don’t know how they got here, whether they have a rap sheet, what kind of diseases they might be carrying, or what their intent is for being here.



Sometimes labor unions have a place and sometimes not. I have mixed feeling on their legitimacy.
They can get out of hand with their tactics which can be driven more by greed than fairness.



Well, let’s just say that Islam does produce the lion’s share of terrorists in recent decades. With that it’s easy to draw that conclusion about them having terroristic leanings.
Last time I checked it wasn’t Presbyterians that flew jets into the twin towers.



WTF is domestic? I have a Japanese name brand truck made in the US and I use to have an American name brand one made in Canada.
As for fuel economy that’s up to the individual what they are willing to pay to operate it.
Those little green cars might be more fuel efficient and more environmentally friendly but I wouldn't want to be in one when it get's hit by a real car, truck, or SUV.



Someone is ALWAYS complaining about the economy.


It’s not that all conservatives loved W, it’s more like he was the lesser of two evils.
I'm seeing a lot of voter remorse about the outcome of the '08 presidential elections.

As far as I can tell nobody thinks that. Most conservatives do not use The Bible to promote capitalism.