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zer0netgain
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29 Jan 2010, 8:11 am

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

1. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
2. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
3. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
4. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 byte/second = 1,687.5 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,687.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!



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29 Jan 2010, 10:49 am

Not bad...



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29 Jan 2010, 1:50 pm

Pretty awesome.
Is it me or is this really old? I had this memory itch.



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29 Jan 2010, 1:51 pm

Made me grin. :lol:


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29 Jan 2010, 5:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:



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29 Jan 2010, 7:56 pm

It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.



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29 Jan 2010, 8:11 pm

Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


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29 Jan 2010, 8:14 pm

Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


At my age I am not exactly a fast sprinter.



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29 Jan 2010, 8:25 pm

Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
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It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


At my age I am not exactly a fast sprinter.


Then perhaps it is lucky that you were not born with the curious case of a Benjamin Button.


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29 Jan 2010, 8:39 pm

Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


At my age I am not exactly a fast sprinter.


Then perhaps it is lucky that you were not born with the curious case of a Benjamin Button.


Aside from he rather firm case of claustrophobia I have against crawling back into a womb, I haven't seen the film so I can't work up much conversation about it.I also am not enthusiastic about playing ping pong with salacious sperms in my last moments.



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29 Jan 2010, 8:55 pm

Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


At my age I am not exactly a fast sprinter.


Then perhaps it is lucky that you were not born with the curious case of a Benjamin Button.


Aside from he rather firm case of claustrophobia I have against crawling back into a womb, I haven't seen the film so I can't work up much conversation about it.I also am not enthusiastic about playing ping pong with salacious sperms in my last moments.


Hmm. The book was written in 1920. I thought you might have read it in one dotage or another.


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29 Jan 2010, 9:03 pm

Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:
Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.


Ah, Sand. I always thought you were quicker in wit than on your feet. Guess not?


At my age I am not exactly a fast sprinter.


Then perhaps it is lucky that you were not born with the curious case of a Benjamin Button.


Aside from he rather firm case of claustrophobia I have against crawling back into a womb, I haven't seen the film so I can't work up much conversation about it.I also am not enthusiastic about playing ping pong with salacious sperms in my last moments.


Hmm. The book was written in 1920. I thought you might have read it in one dotage or another.


Sorry. Th closest I have come is a certain admiration for the music of Benjamin Britten.



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30 Jan 2010, 2:01 am

zer0netgain wrote:
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

1. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
2. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
3. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
4. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 byte/second = 1,687.5 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,687.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!


Ok, now this is funny. Forwarding...


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30 Jan 2010, 10:42 am

that's men...spend 9 months getting out, and the rest of their adult lives trying to get in again...;)


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30 Jan 2010, 11:13 am

:lol: The man has a transfer rate of just 1 petabyte/sec.



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30 Jan 2010, 9:56 pm

Sand wrote:
It's a nice theory but the only distinguishing characteristic that determines which information package gets to reproduce is how fast the sperm moves. That's not anything to crow about in advancing human capabilities.

Untrue.