I'm an ex conspiracy theorist, who realised how silly these theories really are.
I come from an aristocratic lineage, one that always held important posts within the Freemasons. My father was a member of the Scottish rite, and my great-grandfather was a Grand Master. My father left the Freemasons because he was disgruntled with the caterers, who were serving stale food, and the grand master's refusal to change to another catering service as it would turn out to be too expensive. The Freemasons are just a charity organisation, like the rotary club. Only difference is that Masons are childish, with secret handshakes and passwords. I happen to know some of them myself, my father taught me when I was a kid.
I understand that you haven't mentioned anything on the Freemasons as yet, but this is just an example.
I've been a member of the Baha'i faith for over a year now. My religion has been accused of being a spy ring for Israel, a religion created by the Illuminati, etc. I have yet to discover anything sinister within its ranks, apart from a few closet smokers. -_-
So you see, you can't expect me to take you seriously. Or most of us, for that matter.