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01 Aug 2010, 10:26 pm

If God turned out to be a woman - a Goddess - would you lose your faith and stop going to Church?



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01 Aug 2010, 10:40 pm

I'm counting on it.



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01 Aug 2010, 11:48 pm

A woman is probably more interesting than an ancient Jewish rabbi.



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01 Aug 2010, 11:49 pm

Do you mean god has sex?

Edit: Do you really want an ancient Jewish mom?


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02 Aug 2010, 12:06 am

Vexcalibur wrote:
Do you mean god has sex?



With each and every one of us when we masturbate.


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02 Aug 2010, 4:42 am

Vexcalibur wrote:
Do you mean god has sex?

God created man in his image, and Adam was created first, therefore God is and must be male, the first woman was designed later as a resort to serve man's need for companionship and for procreation.


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02 Aug 2010, 4:55 am

greenblue wrote:
Vexcalibur wrote:
Do you mean god has sex?

God created man in his image, and Adam was created first, therefore God is and must be male, the first woman was designed later as a resort to serve man's need for companionship and for procreation.


Ahaa! Then God must have sex too. Who is He screwing? (Aside from Mary, that is).



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02 Aug 2010, 5:42 am

No, and why would anyone? Gender would be meaningless to an omnipotent being anyway. That and how even many males on Earth look different from each other makes me strongly doubt anyone who takes the "God created man in his image" passage that literally anyway.



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02 Aug 2010, 9:18 am

The term 'MILF' would take on a whole new meaning.


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02 Aug 2010, 9:30 am

The Parthenon...is a temple in the Athenian Acropolis, Greece, dedicated to of the Greek goddess Athena, whom the people of Athens considered their protector. Its construction...was completed in 438 BC... - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenon - Greece still exists today as a nation. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athena



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02 Aug 2010, 9:56 am

What does that have to do with anything?


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02 Aug 2010, 10:04 am

I'd probably gain a more positive perspective on religions. So many beliefs tend to look down on women as cattles to be screwed or locked away.


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02 Aug 2010, 1:34 pm

What I think is that if god is homosexual some people are going to a long stay in hell. I know I have a strange mind.



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02 Aug 2010, 4:01 pm

Instead of Our Father in Heaven it would be our Jewish Mother in Heaven.

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02 Aug 2010, 5:09 pm

ruveyn wrote:
Instead of Our Father in Heaven it would be our Jewish Mother in Heaven.

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Our Rabbi in heaven...


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02 Aug 2010, 7:35 pm

God is neither a man or a woman. He is just represented as a male because when Christianty and Jewdism were founded, everyone had this mindset that males were dominant.


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