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pgd
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01 Oct 2010, 8:46 pm

Bible Study

According to the Bible, Jesus has been sitting at the right hand of God for about 2,000 years now.

What are the odds that Jesus may have developed some signs of arthritis?

Or, would Jesus be arthritis-free due to being weightless in space since heaven is located in the sky above the City of Jerusalem, Israel?

What does the Bible say about Jesus's actual physical health?

http://etext.virginia.edu/frames/bibleframe.html
http://www.beliefnet.com/



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01 Oct 2010, 9:35 pm

Wow. How original. Snide comments about religion.At least in this, Aspies are no different than NTs



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02 Oct 2010, 4:47 am

I like to think he gets up and moves around from time to time.

besides, heaven is a spiritual plane. the "throne" of God is presumably not a physical object. It was described at one point in the bible as looking crystalline and being very, very blue. you know, because blue is the most awesome color. although I believe in revelations, if memory serves, it was described as being somewhat emerald-looking, but in the past people have had a hard time distinguishing between blue and green.
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12 Oct 2010, 1:04 pm

At least a scripture has come to the notice of Christians who have been duped into worshipping the Sun god trinity where Jesus is taught to have the same blaspemous asperations as Satan himself had, namely to be God, here we can see that even after Jesus sacrifice, he wasnt God himself but happy and humble to be Gods right hand man.



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12 Oct 2010, 1:11 pm

And my mum says I'm lazy :lol:



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12 Oct 2010, 1:18 pm

The whole "sit at the right hand" thing is an antiquated reference to a level of trust. Righties are much more common and one would keep their weapon near their dominant hand while they are seated. Someone sitting to your right could potentially prevent you from being able to defend yourself and reach your weapon.

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12 Oct 2010, 6:04 pm

pgd wrote:
Bible Study

According to the Bible, Jesus has been sitting at the right hand of God for about 2,000 years now.

What are the odds that Jesus may have developed some signs of arthritis?

Or, would Jesus be arthritis-free due to being weightless in space since heaven is located in the sky above the City of Jerusalem, Israel?

What does the Bible say about Jesus's actual physical health?

http://etext.virginia.edu/frames/bibleframe.html
http://www.beliefnet.com/


2,000 year sit-in topic

One might wonder if Jesus is sitting on the hand of god. For all that time, surely god's palm and fingers must be sound asleep, as no doubt the son is himself. :roll:


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12 Oct 2010, 8:15 pm

Since it has been declared that Jesus is merely one aspect of God it means that God s beside himself, an apt description of His frustration as to how things have turned out.