Is it possible for God to be in a loaf of barley bread?

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04 Nov 2010, 2:18 pm

Is it possible to change a slice of barley bread into God by simply announcing (using a stage actor's voice) saying this barley bread is the actual body of God - no questions allowed?

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04 Nov 2010, 2:36 pm

why with the barley bread? surely a loaf of challah would be a more suitable vessel. i tried it with a slice of pepperidge farm raisin bread and nothing. had i not toasted and buttered it first, who knows?

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04 Nov 2010, 2:50 pm

wornlight wrote:

The bread was invoked during passover. The the Body of Christ is pita or some kind of unleavened bread.

Which is why Christianity is a crumby religion.

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04 Nov 2010, 10:27 pm

my one and only attempt at logic- god is "all that is," so the loaf of bread would seem to be part of god. anything which is part of god has some god in it. now my brain hurts. ow.

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05 Nov 2010, 3:23 am

auntblabby wrote:

my one and only attempt at logic- god is "all that is," so the loaf of bread would seem to be part of god. anything which is part of god has some god in it. now my brain hurts. ow.

Don't give up your day job.

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05 Nov 2010, 3:48 am

ruveyn wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

my one and only attempt at logic- god is "all that is," so the loaf of bread would seem to be part of god. anything which is part of god has some god in it. now my brain hurts. ow.

Don't give up your day job.

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05 Nov 2010, 12:35 pm

i've seen him in a grilled cheese...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7cHqYxQVI&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

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05 Nov 2010, 4:47 pm

waltur wrote:

i've seen him in a grilled cheese...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7cHqYxQVI&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

Fish sticks and barley loaves topic

I also remember some news story that the virgin mary's image was seen in a cooked-from-frozen-baked fish steak, beer battered, maybe from Highliner (TM) Foods.

Why are religious relics now relegated to items commonly found in a grocery store? And now made from organic whole grains! :roll:

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05 Nov 2010, 6:13 pm

pgd wrote:

Is it possible to change a slice of barley bread into God by simply announcing (using a stage actor's voice) saying this barley bread is the actual body of God - no questions allowed?

Ofcourse you can! everything is possible :roll:

No questions allowed will begin to smell like a hoax though, I guess his "body" too in a couple of days exposed to the elements.

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05 Nov 2010, 6:50 pm

sartresue wrote:

waltur wrote:

i've seen him in a grilled cheese...

you can have the savior in your own home every morning for a low low price!