Exact longitude, latitude, sea level for heaven?

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What is the exact longitude, latitude, and sea level (above sea level, at sea level, below sea level) for the place called heaven?

Preliminary calculations suggest heaven is located above the country of Israel and accessible using Jacob's ladder/Jacob's escalator.

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Sources:

Primary source: the Bible - Secondary sources: The religious science fiction book, The Pilgrim's Progress, by John Bunyan - Modern sources: GPS system/NASA (believed unable to locate it)

sylvia browne [setting aside your distaste for her] maintains that the lower level of heaven is at a right-angle to-and-roughly 3 feet above our own plane of existence. i find that to be a uniquely comforting thought.

The same exact longitude and latitude that hell and the universe are located. The latitude of between the left and right ear and the longitude from the top of the head to the chin. It never changes, as far as we know.

Wasted space topic

That pgd and his imaginarium.

Why are these otherworldly realms assumed to be three dimensional? In the remote chance of their existence, they may well be as many as nine dimensions( and why stop at this mumber?) to the 'size' of a the head of a needle, or even less? At these rates, it would be easier for a camel to travel through either, come back and verbally report what was experinced.

As for Heck, in the other thread, the same applies. No use wasting one of my posts!

but it's so much fun!

I haven't found heaven, but I do know where the Garden of Eden is.

(Incidentally, Google streetview of the Garden of Eden is available.)

We should get in touch with Belinda Carlisle, according to her Heaven is a place on Earth. Perhaps she has the map?

Will Paradise do?

For Roman Catholics, there is a West(ern) Paradise which is, ironically, located south of Paradise.

Fundies take note--Nova Scotia has both the Garden of Eden and Paradise. You mightwant to consider moving there. (But we do also have publicly funded health insurance, a long gun registry and same-sex marriage. Hope you don't mind).

canada sounds like a northern paradise to me.

You're looking on the wrong planet. Heaven is deep beneath the cloud tops of Jupiter, surrounded by metallic hydrogen, in such crushing pressure that only by dying could you ever make it there