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Fellow Atheists, ladies & gentlemen of the PPR, and Awesomelyglorious

It has been brought to the attention of this committee (the Strident Atheist Oversight Committee, utterly impartial) that a certain Theist Extraordinaire has put his name into the running to become your leader. But, using the power vested in this committee, appropriate research has been done, and several important factors regarding HerrGrimm's candidacy have come to light:

1) While admittedly strident in his own right (but for Atheism? That is the question...), his opponents naturally begin calling him various names often associated with Nazism. Thus, friends, we can expect any debates HG leads to immediately violate the most important rule of teh internetz- Godwin's Law - rather than follow the fully accepted hyperbolic trajectory of discussions leading to this inevitability

2) As HG does encourage this to happen (due to his twisted, national socialist sense of humor) it is the opinion of this committee that he is in fact violating Godwin's Law by his very questionable existence (have you ever seen a HerrGrimm? I know I haven't)

3) He is openly delusional: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3649850.html&highlight=#3649850

4) This delusion leads us to the conclusion that HerrGrimm's flagrant violations of Godwin's Law are in fact a SUPER-SECRET CODED SIGNAL to the newly christened Stringent Theists- GOD WINS. LAW

As you can see, friends, a vote for HerrGrimm is a vote for God winning. Only a Theist (or in this case, a Nazi-Occult-Hitler-as-Giant-Lovecraftian-God worshiper) would believe in God. This committee has been happy to bring light to these dark and troubling secrets.

This has been a presentation of the completely neutral, utterly impartial and partially un-bribed Strident Atheist Oversight Committee

Last edited by Vigilans on 17 May 2011, 3:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.

These revelations are very disturbing. Remember, WP, only Master_Pedant's STRIDENT grip on the shovel of justice will bury this occultist menace!

I haven't been reading most of the whole neo-nazi weirdness, but it's at least further proof of the lawyer Godwin's Law even if it means nothing in regard to Hg.

Anyhow, for the little Strident Atheist election, it would be about as valid for any form of Theist to win your election as it would be for Hugo Chávez to be elected Prime Minister of England.

I very much doubt that.



Un-bribed, huh? Sounds like someone wants me out....

This behavior is unacceptable. One candidate in this election has purposely tried to smear me. Instead of people blindly voting for someone who may or may not have done this (since no one has any clue who that is), you should vote for HerrGrimm. Simple logic: vote for someone who MIGHT have bribed Vigilans, or me.

HerrGrimm - dangerous "Me Versus Them" extremist.

Can you trust him?

Oh I see....I would just like to remind you that for all of a day I was a Communist sympathizer, and going back to my natural character, Communists are my natural enemies. Communists do not breed like normal people: the men jack into the ground and their children grow from the dirt. What exactly was that shovel you used for? Digging me in a grave, or uprooting spawn? It is a very legitimate question.

In binary terms, are you a theist or an atheist? That would determine whether you qualify for the Strident Atheist election. I'm strident and yet I'm a Christian so I do not qualify. However, I do not know whether you're a theist or an atheist, but you've certainly also got the the strident criterion met.

That stament is so irrational that I'm surprised it didn't come out of Genesis!

HerrGrimm - believes and spreads urban myths.

Can we really trust someone so gullible?

Sorry, I meant 'inappropriate research has been done'



*Partially un-bribed

No, actually, that was completely myself and it did not come from anywhere else. It is not a myth if it is true. It is based on personal experience and you just will not admit your Communist brethren are not human and akin to the pods in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If you get too close to one, they suck your brains out and make you become one of them. You call me gullible? I do not play with people's minds like the red scum.

Vote for me, or vote for the pods. Again: simple logic.

Wait a minute...



That was on May 16th in this thread. Previously he said he was going to get me banned in this thread. I think someone is scared and has some explaining to do...

It is very funny you mention that, because in one study here I was an outlier and they did not know. If something exists despite not existing, it does not exist. So I am an atheist by that very definition.

Okay, so you meet both criteria. I think Vigilans is meaning to joke by this thread, not something to be taken seriously. Also, something to consider is that when people talk about topics at length most of the time people on forums only browse what is written to the same degree that college professors read their students' copious essays; in other words a keyword glance and TLDR. If the keywords you used are about a certain subject, say a war between two peoples, and you write a post that would make Sir Arthur Conan Doyle envious, then perhaps half of the people will think you are for one side and perhaps another half for the other side. People are lazy by default and unless others are as fixated on a certain topic as you may be, then there's a fair chance that they wont read everything and instead go by their general impression rather than take the effort to obtain actual knowledge, similar to the hiring process at most places and how resumes are examined.

Of course. And I am acting impartially, as is my committee's mandate, if you think about it: no candidate has been spared by the committee's strident neutrality

Not really.

After all, a lack of mudslinging is WORTH banning you over.